Jackie Warner To Be Dehyrdated

Lesbian fitness lady Jackie Warner is feeling the wrath of disapproving sponsors.

Warner and one of her staff came under fire last week after having a laugh about a client’s breast, which was made worst when people learned that the breasts in question had beat breast cancer. The incident led many homos to label her a “negative icon.” Now Gatorade’s pulling out from Warner’s Bravo show, Work Out:

We have notified Bravo we no longer wish to be associated with The Work Out [sic] and will be pulling our commercials. Furthermore, we will not renew our sponsorship of this program in subsequent seasons.

We hope our immediate actions send a clear message to the community that we greatly value what you have to say, agree with your sentiments, and appreciate you taking the time to share your concerns with us.

No word on whether Warner will star drinking real water. If she does, well, then her career’s clearly over. Only plebes and dogs drink from the tap.