Justin Timberlake Is Trying To Bring ‘Sexy Back’

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Justin Timberlake is releasing a new album in September called “Future Sexy Lover Man Sounds of the Future” (or something along those lines). The first single, an electro-pop number with a sound circa 2002, has already dropped, and its title “Sexy Back” does not refer to anyone’s ass or Justin’s well-developed lat muscles. It’s actually much more predictable:

“I’m bringing Sexy back / Them other boys don’t know how to act / Back, flack, slack… zzzzzzzz”

We are getting really frustrated. First Beyonce releases her lackluster “Deja Vu” single, and now we have to listen to this dreck that is trying quite unsuccessfully to be Britney‘s “I’m a Slave 4 U,” except with the inspired addition of Timbaland mumbling “get your sexy on” in the background. Between that and his “Promiscuous Girl” collaboration with Nelly Furtado, Timba is batting a perfect 0.

It is already July and we are still waiting for the Song of the Summer. Where is it?

STREAMING VERSION: Justin Timberlake Brings Sexy Back [AOL Music]
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