Kenny Chesney Says He’s Not Gay, Just a Big Whore

draft_lens2146908module11223464photo_1219975428kenney-chesney-hotBeing an editor at Queerty is an education and one of the lessons we’ve learned since beginning our reign of terror is that celebrities love, love, love to announce their status as non-homosexuals. Today’s lady who doth protest too much is country music ‘star’ Kenny Chesney.

It was first speculated that Chesney might be a mo’ after Renee Zellweger cited “fraud” in her annulment papers over their aborted marriage, but it turned out that the fraud wasn’t that he was secretly gay, but that he had been banging Paula Jackson a 47-year-old Southwest Airlines flight attendant for over a decade. Still, the rumors wouldn’t go away, so he tells Playboy this month how many chicks he’s banged:

“Man, I was over 100 several years ago…There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod, buddy. You know? I got on the boards quite often.”

Yeah, Kenny- we get it. You’re fucking hotter than the Fourth of July. As for the gay rumors, they’ve injured his macho macho pride:

“What guy who loves girls wouldn’t be angry about that …? I didn’t sign up for that. I think people need to live their lives the way they want to, but I’m pretty confident in the fact that I love girls (laughs). I’ve got a long line of girls who could testify that I am not gay.”

Well, consider us convinced– not because he’s a human sex machine, but because well, he sounds like a total dick.