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“Knucklehead” Streaker Vastly Improves College Football Game

Yeah football’s great and everything, but sometimes we’d like a little nudity and fistfights to make things more interesting. Well last night at the UCLA and Arizona game, Arizona student Jacen Lankow granted our wish and the result is something that even non-sports lovers can appreciate.

By running onto the field dressed as a referee and then stripping off his clothes and running down the field, Lankow somehow inspired both teams to jump off the benches and begin a huge melee.

Who knew that football players would go so crazy over a cute guy in a Speedo. Even the crowd erupted in cheers of “USA! USA! USA!”

Oh yeah, and Arizona won 48-12… in case you care.

Via Towleroad

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30 Comments

  • Michael

    LOL cute guy funny video as well.

  • DJ Veno

    Haha so silly and cute

  • CT

    I’m pretty sure they were cheering “U of A”, not “USA”

  • mdthom

    Sounded like “U of A” to me too.

  • John

    What the MOTHER FUCKING SHIT does that have to do with ANYTHING gay? Why not feature
    a gay entrepreneur or someone that does something positive for our community?

  • Dave Lara

    @John: I thought is was pretty gay

  • iDavid

    If only all streakers were THAT HOT.

  • Riker

    @John: I love how you think a blog can only do one thing ever. so adorable and naive.

  • John

    @Riker:
    This isnt even a good story…..

  • Ken S

    I’m curious what gives those uniformed thugs the right to grind any person’s face into the ground and handcuff them for running around a field in a speedo at an event open to the public. What law did he break to warrant his apparent arrest? Was there even a real cop involved in that, or just a bunch of campus ‘police’/security who mistake themselves for law enforcement officials?

    Land of the free indeed– we’re living in what increasingly looks like a police state where any exuberance, or where going where you want to go– nevermind that you aren’t harming anyone– gets you thrown to the ground and led away in shackles. Where’s the outrage?

    That said, I agree, that was one fine lookin’ “streaker.” :-P

  • fredo777

    @John: Dude, it’s a cute guy running in a speedo. I’d say that’s fairly homoerotic.

  • timncguy

    It’s not streaking if you’re wearing a speedo. By definition streaking is naked.

  • fredo777

    @timncguy: So what is it called when they run out on a field mid-game, half-naked?

  • ewe

    The power of the Penis!!!!

  • timncguy

    @fredo777: it’s called running on the field in a speedo.

  • Matt

    They weren’t shouting “U of A! U of A! U of A!” NOT “USA! USA! USA!”…

  • Lefty

    Maybe he was going to take the speedos off too but the fat guy tackled him before he could? :(

  • iDavid

    Ken S.

    They got rough cuz they were frustrated they couldn’t take off his speedo and have their way with him.

  • fredo777

    @timncguy: Whatever the hell it’s called, I want to see more of it.

  • MattGMD

    @Ken S: Public universities of that size typically have their own police dept. with full police powers. The univ. police dept. is only responsible for the campus area; most schools hire state police/state patrol for the games as extra security. Guess they had to tackle him when they had the chance; none of those cops looked like they could have sprinted too far.

  • Frank

    That was cute but to bad not total nude tho..lol

  • Chad

    If I was the police officer, I’d walk him right to the edge of the earth and push him off. Moron.

  • TD

    Wait, seriously? “Cute”? That guy is ugly as hell. Nasty looking frat cheeseball. What is wrong with you guys?

  • Dirty Ole Man

    @TD
    Excuse me! That ass is to die for!

  • Hephaestion

    Hot guy! I can’t believe they tackled him so brutally. They are so frightened of sexuality.

  • GregR

    It’s so stupid how they felt they had to attack the guy. Big deal he’s running around in a speedo? I’m getting so sick of people.

  • xander

    I hope this becomes a trend! More people would attend games with ‘attractions’ such as this.
    Nice buns, too.

  • redball

    If the tackling officer had even just a little bit of gayness in him, I bet he was holding himself back from grabbing ALL OVER THAT big hot bubble butt as it lay on the ground :).

    At least…I would have :).

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