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Let’s figure out if we’re excited about the Fifty Shades Darker trailer

Impromptu bouts of lovemaking in creme-colored offices with glass tabletops. Scurrilous sexiness covertly unfolding in crowded elevators. Venetian masks that can’t conceal the hunger in his eyes; the eyes looking at you. That moment when you dreamily watch him dust off a few post-coital pull-ups as you stand around in his favorite floppy dress-up shirt.

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It’s all here in the Fifty Shades Darker trailer, the followup to 2015’s Fifty Shades of Grey adaptation that won the hearts of dowdy temp employees everywhere.

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That’s in no small part thanks to the presence of Jamie Dornan, who promises to be so goddamn shirtless this time around that you won’t know what to do with yourself except suck down tubs of Coca-Cola and popcorn until you make yourself sensuously sick.