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Lindsay Lohan, Free At Last

After serving 14 days of her 90-day sentence for violating her DUI probation, Lindsay Lohan is a free woman. Sort of. Now he heads to rehab, where she might be allowed to use her cell phone again. And by all accounts, Lohan remained rape-free, for the Brits who were concerned.

By:          Arthur Dunlop
On:           Aug 2, 2010
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    • concernedcitizen

      Great Queerty LIndsey went in as a woman but apparently now according to you she is a man!

      “Now he heads to rehab,” I love whoever proofreads these posts!!!

      Aug 2, 2010 at 10:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alejandro

      @concernedcitizen: seriously the first thing i noticed. i was like HE??!?!?!!

      Aug 2, 2010 at 10:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      @concernedcitizen: Good Catch!Guess transition is now complete….Lindsey Lohman…… :-p

      PS: Love how they employ the really new math to compute her sentence. She was sentenced to 90 days, served 14. The Sheriff interviewed this morning stated “she was released after serving the full 25% of her sentence”………?????

      Aug 2, 2010 at 10:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      Now that she is out of prison and in rehab she should take advantage of some of the life skills classes they offer former inmates and drug addicts to help them adapt.

      “Getting your GED”
      “Basic Finance”
      “Learning to Cook”
      “Job/Office skills training”
      “Resumes that Worked”
      “Interview Skills”

      Aug 2, 2010 at 10:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rick Brannon

      She is such a dyke.

      Aug 2, 2010 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.

      Wait – it’s been 90 days already?

      Wow. Time *really* does fly when you’re having fame.

      Aug 2, 2010 at 12:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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