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Lindsay Lohan, Free At Last

After serving 14 days of her 90-day sentence for violating her DUI probation, Lindsay Lohan is a free woman. Sort of. Now he heads to rehab, where she might be allowed to use her cell phone again. And by all accounts, Lohan remained rape-free, for the Brits who were concerned.

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6 Comments

  • concernedcitizen

    Great Queerty LIndsey went in as a woman but apparently now according to you she is a man!

    “Now he heads to rehab,” I love whoever proofreads these posts!!!

  • alejandro

    @concernedcitizen: seriously the first thing i noticed. i was like HE??!?!?!!

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    @concernedcitizen: Good Catch!Guess transition is now complete….Lindsey Lohman…… :-p

    PS: Love how they employ the really new math to compute her sentence. She was sentenced to 90 days, served 14. The Sheriff interviewed this morning stated “she was released after serving the full 25% of her sentence”………?????

  • Cam

    Now that she is out of prison and in rehab she should take advantage of some of the life skills classes they offer former inmates and drug addicts to help them adapt.

    “Getting your GED”
    “Basic Finance”
    “Learning to Cook”
    “Job/Office skills training”
    “Resumes that Worked”
    “Interview Skills”

  • Rick Brannon

    She is such a dyke.

  • L.

    Wait – it’s been 90 days already?

    Wow. Time *really* does fly when you’re having fame.

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