Macklemore wants to show you how to play the flute… if you catch our drift.
His new single/video, aptly titled “How to Play the Flute,” finds the rapper posing for a Bob Ross-style painter.
Clearly a selling point of the marketing campaign around the video, Macklemore took to Instagram to pique everyone’s interest (and then some).
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“If you can’t get naked on a beach with an axe and ask one of your homies to take a picture of you on their Android phone, are you really living your best life? How to play the flute video out now,” he wrote alongside the blurred-out image.
Watch the full video, with the figure-study coming in around the 2:50 mark, below:
Larry
Come on Mack. Let’s see it!
johnnymcmxxx
What the hell happened to him? He used to be sort of sexy. Now he looks a mess. And the “song” stinks.
Tim
Interesting how low the pixellation goes. Juz sayin.
Casinoguy
In hi rez you can actually see that his Johnson is right to the bottom edge… hate rappers but love rapper dick!
BGinBigD
Okay, I like Macklemore, but this video sucks. And he looks hahbl!
CMarks
Hard to decide which was worse the song or the video. Calling it a tie and moving along.
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tham
God Macklemore got a lot of filler injected in his face…he looks like a cartoon version of himself.
o.codone
I love his “suck it and die” personality. I’m not afraid of death. Show that big mac.
Silent_Joe
I dunno. I still can’t get over that one meme I saw a while back that pointed out that Macklemore looks like Roger Klotz from “Doug”.
Virpilosus
What the HELL was that mess???? Ugh.