The MTV Movie Awards — the second least legitimate awards show (behind only the Grammys) — limped onto our screens last night with host Amy Schumer. There were winners, awkward presentations, even more awkward acceptance speeches — in short, it was your typical Hollywood trophy snatchfest, except that it was on MTV so we had a lot more trash to sort through. Luckily, some of that trash was hot and shirtless.
Here’s all you need to know about the 2015 MTV Movie Awards.
Amy Schumer made a lot of Magic Mike vagina jokes
Seriously, a lot of Magic Mike-related vagina jokes
That Amy Schumer’s a one-joke pony — and here it is riding out of the theater
Thankfully Jennifer Lopez took the reins and commanded Channing Tatum to get to twerk
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And backstage they all had their inaugural Ridiculously Attractive People Caucus with keynote speaker, J. Lo’s mug
Noted crooner Vin Diesel serenaded the audience
Zac Efron and Dave Franco got up close and personal
Real personalThere were some sexy crew guys hanging around all shirtless and sexy
“Cut To: Super Hot Cue Card Guy”
Judd Apatow had to eject a sassy seat/popcorn/scene-stealing seat filler
Model Cara Delevingne took matters — and an usher — into her own hand
Caughtcha!
Les Fabian Brathwaite — and the one joke pony he rode in on.
Thad1527
Thanks for saving me a substantial amount of my life. I got the full impact of the entire show in about 20 seconds. Much appreciated.
Captain Obvious
At first I was like ok cool Channing twerking, I can get down with that. Then I kept scrolling… so much desperation. MTV tried way too hard to one up itself to the point of parody it’s ridiculous.
That said I wouldn’t mind finding random excuses to grab Dave Franco’s junk either.