The MTV Movie Awards — the second least legitimate awards show (behind only the Grammys) — limped onto our screens last night with host Amy Schumer. There were winners, awkward presentations, even more awkward acceptance speeches — in short, it was your typical Hollywood trophy snatchfest, except that it was on MTV so we had a lot more trash to sort through. Luckily, some of that trash was hot and shirtless.
Here’s all you need to know about the 2015 MTV Movie Awards.
Amy Schumer made a lot of Magic Mike vagina jokes
Seriously, a lot of Magic Mike-related vagina jokes
That Amy Schumer’s a one-joke pony — and here it is riding out of the theater
Thankfully Jennifer Lopez took the reins and commanded Channing Tatum to get to twerk
And backstage they all had their inaugural Ridiculously Attractive People Caucus with keynote speaker, J. Lo’s mug
Noted crooner Vin Diesel serenaded the audience
“Cut To: Super Hot Cue Card Guy”
Judd Apatow had to eject a sassy seat/popcorn/scene-stealing seat filler
Les Fabian Brathwaite — and the one joke pony he rode in on.