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Male Inmate Finds Use For His Rectum Other Than Prostate Pleasure

Twenty-four-year-old Gavin Stanger was booked on disorderly conduct charges in D.C. and brought with him to jail a “cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a golf-ball sized bag of tobacco, a tattoo ink bottle, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch smoking pipe and small bag of pot.” He stored them in his butt. Cops grew suspicious when they found a plastic bag floating in his toilet. [NYDN]