Twenty-four-year-old Gavin Stanger was booked on disorderly conduct charges in D.C. and brought with him to jail a “cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a golf-ball sized bag of tobacco, a tattoo ink bottle, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch smoking pipe and small bag of pot.” He stored them in his butt. Cops grew suspicious when they found a plastic bag floating in his toilet. [NYDN]
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Male Inmate Finds Use For His Rectum Other Than Prostate Pleasure
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Revemupman
Damn did he have any more room for shit?
Xerxes
And Queerty, just what is the gay connection……?????
Fitz
Why this is news evades me. Why it is queer news is even weirder. The placement of this here speaks to your internalized issues. Not everything having to do with a rectal cavity is gay. Not every prisoner is getting raped or into gay sex. What are you, 12?
Robert
Prison rape isn’t funny.
Adam
issues with relevance aside, that guy’s showing lots of ingenuity.
Pitou
@Robert: It is if it’s my brother!!!
Consider it Karma for outing me from prison. Crack-headed Bitch!
Best part is, he has a huge naked chick tatooed on his back, big ‘ol vagina and all, and he’s the scrawniest mother-fucker you’ll ever meet…HUGE LOL’s!
Ahhh…fun times!
dvlaries
Hey … didn’t we see a Quagmire joke like this on “Family Guy”…?
Nick
Jesus! I can barely fit my husband’s dick in my ass. How did this guy fit all that paraphernalia up there?!
Jesse Helms
@Nick. You have a husband? Why would another man refer to another man as his husband? You are a man and a man can’t have a husband. Only women can have husbands. You are an abomination for practicing unnatural sex. It’s a crime against nature.
jeffree
Yeesh, he should’ve thought ahead & brought sme põrnmàgs with him too !
That whole thing of putting tattoo needles & ink up one’s bùm, that’s just creepy….. That coulda wrecked ‘im !