Doesn’t José Maria Correi know gay men don’t do pussy?
Apparently not, because the 53-year old Brazilian national has been found guilty of attempted murder after shooting a neighbor he thought was another neighbor whom Correi claims sodomized his cat, thus turning it gay.
Confused? We don’t blame you:
[Correi] asked neighbor Anabela Silva Cruz to help catch the animal which had escaped on to an adjacent piece of land. A second neighbor, homosexual José Pedro Macedo, who was at his window, saw they were having trouble in their attempts and offered his help too.
As he tried to join in the mission, José Correia yelled insults at his neighbor concerning his sexual orientation.
After catching his pet, José Correia went to his neighbor’s house with a 6.35 calibre Browning pistol. Anabela Cruz remained on the property’s patio and was injured when the Browning was fired.
Courts proved that it was a case of mistaken identity, that José Correia believed it was his other neighbour on the patio, and was convinced José Pedro “was a homosexual and that there had been contact of a sexual nature between the neighbour and his cat.”
Said “sexual contact” then turned the cat into a queer, claimed Correia. A magistrate described the man’s tale as “one of the silliest motives I have ever heard in my life.” But at least it’s imaginative!
Shaun Tom
So is that all we have to do to turn straight men gay?
Darth Paul
I think a queer rite of passage should be getting a gun and learning how to use it. Sh!t like this is only going to continue, and we’re fools to call pacifism in the face of such homicidal tendencies.
CHURCHILL-Y
This is so wrong on so many levels. But not surprising, besides being a bunch of pedophile and people who engage in animal abuse aka bestiality they also think we’re a bunch of panty waist and that they can get away with any violent act against us including murder. Until we take it upon ourselves to change that panty waist perception they have of us we will keep seeing this crap happen more and more.
ajax
Churchill-y, I often think commenters pile on you unnecessarily, but you deserve whatever you get for this one. Do not advocate violence. Ever.
shivadog
AJAX, Violence is perfectly justified in self defense. (or in defense of others) It kills me that the people most likely to be attacked are the ones least likely to carry a weapon or know how to defend themselves. I agree with Darth Paul,get a gun, or at least take a self-defense course.
Miss Understood
“panty waist”? My panties ride far below my waist.
M Shane
In the late 70’s and 80s in San Fran I remember Queers being very ready to defend themselves. I took a gay Karate Class once.
No one messes with me generally anyway. But, yesturday I was on the street, and a couple of kids (17-18) were holding hands and the first thing that went thru my mind was that I would beat the varnish out of anyone who bothered them. I think that self defense is fine , and I remember when they had that whistle blowing campaign in S.F. people would blow whistles if they were bothered.
46074
M Shane: My understanding was it wasn’t exactly a whistle getting blown.
whatever
Ajax,
Your pacifist attitude makes it easy for a would be killer to say, “Pacifist? Oh good, that makes it all easy for me to beat your face in and kill you.”
Think about it.
Chris
Oh come on, it is so obvious that the shooter was already engaged in a sexual relationship with his gay cat and this was just a case of jealous rage.
Mo
Well, I’m not a homo myself, I got here from Fark, and I gotta say, the idea of a gay cat is hilarious, and even more insane is the idea of a homo male turning a cat gay by touching it. Two things: I’m betting many of you lefties, assuming you are lefties are all for immigration of any type. Ever spent time in Latin America? Mexico? If you have, you’d know they pretty much hate fags and often gays are killed with impunity and without prosecution. That word they have in Spanish “machismo” means something, guys. They hate you bone smugglers worse than any American redneck could ever hate homos.
No 2 thing……….The pacifist here is a moron. Anyone who doesn’t defend themselves deserves what they get. Pacifists are easy to kill. Being useless wastes of flesh, they deserved to die, as well. If you’re gonna be a fag, don’t be a pussy about it, be a queer who bashes back. Or, be a pussy and die. No one will care either way, but if you defend yourself at least you die with a little honor.
Oh My
Also from Fark and I just gotta say that Mo needs to figure out when he can be an internet tough guy and when he should …
Inkling
I also swung by here from Fark, and I’d like to start by thanking all the regulars here for letting us crash your party. Nice place you have here.
First of all, Mo, it’s rude to call people vile names and make snap judgments about their politics when you’re visiting. It’s also rude to try to try and take over a conversation already in progress (the immigration thing? Where did that come from — too much Fox News?) Were you raised to act that way when you’re a guest? Or do you think you can talk to total strangers that way because it’s the Internet and no one can see you?
Second, I gotta take issue with what true pacifism can accomplish. Ever hear of Martin Luther King? Mahatma Gandhi? Jesus the Christ? Did these men die without honor? Are they morons?
Okay, just had to get that off my chest. Have a nice night everyone.
hell's kitchen guy
Maybe he just gave the cat a blowjob.
HYHYBT
I don’t believe it, based solely on physics. And if it were possible, it’d still be unwise to try. I can’t even give my cat a *pill* without being injured…
CraftyZan
Oh the horrors HYHYBT! My mother & stepfather have a cat they’ve got to medicate, and they often look like refugees from a war zone. Few cats will allow anyone to do any ‘funny business’, much less what this bozo shooter is describing. Cats take life on their own terms.
One more Farker.
Jai
Mo, you seem like a total bone smuggler yourself. Probably one of those right-wing closet cases who troll in public restrooms for some action. Now we know why you’re really called “Mo”.
Psychic Psindy
Can you actually get homosexual cats? I mean I’ve heard of queer swans but the only gay cat I’ve heard of was in jest.
D Smith
actually yes you can have a gay cat… it occurs in about 1 out of 10… as with all other mammal species… go figure.