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Margaret Cho Wants A Threesome With Michele Bachmann And Christine O’Donnell

“[I’d like to] eat [Sarah Palin’s] pussy from behind. Eskimo style… I think Rick Perry’s gay. About five years ago he unfairly fired about four openly gay members of his cabinet. There have been rumours circulating about him for years. Would I sleep with him? I don’t think so. I like them a bit rougher than that. Mitt Romney seems totally fake to me. He’s like some prefab, manufactured politician that someone created. I think he’d be really boring in bed…

Michele Bachmann’s interesting because her husband, Marcus, is so gay. Like Truman Capote gay. Like old school, silk-scarf, glove-wearing gay. And yet he runs this facility where they teach gay people to be straight. It’s weird. I would totally f**k Michele, though. She’s totally hot. And Christine O’Donnell. They’re like forbidden fruit. I’d have no self-respect issues the next day: it’d be fun to see what it’s like and tell everyone about it afterwards.

– bisexual comedienne Margaret Cho talking with Laurence Watts about politics, sleeping with the judges of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and her role on the TV show Drop Dead Divas.

Will Cho be watching tonight’s Republican debate? And more importantly, does she know that Christine O’Donnell is not a witch?

Image via George Arriola

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6 Comments

  • ChrisC

    I wonder what that would look and sound like…lol. I’d watch that.

    PS: Just a random thought that entered my mind…could you imagine what Bachmann would look like crazily eating Margaret Chos snatch……lol……

  • the crustybastard

    Pssst…Margaret. Selfish people are lame in bed.

  • Pitou

    @ChrisC: I literally lol’ed. I Pictured the crazy eyes from the cover of newsweek going NOM NOM NOM. OMFG, Great!!

  • Top to Bottom

    I love Margaret to dead, but I will never understand her taste in women. LOL.

  • Dave

    I <3 (that's a heart) Margaret Cho! Please have more blog entries about her!

  • Christopher Kelly

    “[I’d like to] eat [Sarah Palin’s] pussy from behind. Eskimo style…

    Only you, Margaret! Best line of the day. Not sure what it mean; don’t care. You are LOL funny! :-)

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