DOUCHE OF THE WEEK

MMA Fighter Josh Thomson Says Marriage Equality Is “A Gateway” To Polygamy, Pedophilia, Bestiality, Incest

JoshThomson_HeadshotdoucheJosh Thomson is the latest Mixed Martial Arts fighter to express his backward views about gay marriage. Following the suspension of fellow MMA fighter Matt Mitrone for hurling hate speech at trans fighter Fallon Fox back in April, Thomson took to his Facebook page this week to ask the question “Should you be allowed to marry whoever you want? Before you answer that, should u be allowed to have more than 1 wife?”

As expected, the responses to his question were more than critical.

Thomson joined the discussion in the post’s comments section shortly thereafter, comparing marriage equality to polygamy, pedophilia, bestiality, and incest:

I’m only asking a question. My next question is, should siblings be allowed to marry siblings? My point is, where do you draw the line? I personally don’t care who you marry but I also am smart enough to know that it opens a gateway to men/women trying to marry young kids, siblings marrying each other and people having multiple husbands and wives. You have to think all of these things are okay otherwise your stopping them from being happy as well which is hypocrisy. Equality doesn’t stop with gay marriage, it just starts with it.

Why are these guys so angry all the time? You’d think they’d have the sense to leave their aggressions in the ring. It’s a shame—he could have been such a dreamboat if he weren’t such a massive douche.

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20 Comments

  • Pablo Cáceres

    LOL! These poor MMA fighters need to remain silent. They’ve taken so many blows to the head that they say stupid things like this.

  • hyhybt

    He says it leads to marrying kids, etc., but that he doesn’t care? What sort of horrible person would hold that position?

  • hf2hvit

    Is he speaking from experience?

  • Mike

    What a clueless idiot. He should punch HIMSELF in the face!

  • jerbear

    We should call them Enemas of the week instead of douche lol

  • Charles175

    Body by Nautilus brain by Mattel.

  • MickeyP.

    I’m thinking that maybe he’s had too many head injuries.

  • Cagnazzo82

    “I personally don’t care who you marry but I also am smart enough….”

    I stopped reading after his statement turned into comedy.

  • Eiswirth

    Closet case.

  • BlogShag

    Gateway? People have been doing the activities he speaks of for thousands of years.

  • Caliban

    Well, now the kicked-in-the-head (literally) contingent has been heard from….

  • Gigi Gee

    “I personally don’t care who you marry but I also am smart enough to know that it opens a gateway to men/women trying to marry young kids, siblings marrying each other and people having multiple husbands and wives.”

    No Josh. You’re not “smart enough” at all. Loves it when people say that they “don’t care who you marry” but then go on to prove that they not only do care – they care A LOT.

  • balehead

    He’s very hawt!!
    Obviously if you are secure in your self respect…these comments don’t really affect you …

  • Stache1

    Ok dumbshit there are laws on the books about sex with minors. As far as multiple wives or husbands as long as no ones being forced into it so the fuck what. They’re adults after all.

  • Avenger

    He’s right, though. If we allow gays to marry, there’s no telling what other degenerates will want to go at it next. At this rate, we’ll soon be hearing arguments on why goldfish should be allowed to marry living room plants.

  • arj

    Hey punk….come to the Eagle for a visit sometime. We’ll take you on a “visit” to the backroom and show you all about being a “gateway.”

  • TheMarc

    When people make statement like this you have to wonder were their logic comes from. It’s like debating an insane person. No matter how logical, direct and proven your argument may be; they’ll never accept it, because they’re crazy. Here’s the deal. There are many “straight” guys out there that enjoy and prefer gay sex. But they tell themselves it’s no different than liking bondage or furries or something of that sort. So the validation of gay relationships (specifically via marriage) threatens their sexual identity and the ridiculously complex mental argument that they’ve built in their minds that tells them they’re not gay…they just like having sex with men. So they come out full force against it. It’s a sexual urge to repressed or ignored for them; to be engaged in only when they can no longer contain themselves.

    We’re not being attacked by these types because of their devout religious or moral beliefs; we’re being attacked because they don’t want the secret and “deviant” club which they participate in under cover of darkness to become not so secret anymore and be brought into the light. Then they’re not straight men with a fetish; they’re gay men living a lie.

  • Nixter

    @Avenger: You again, you homophobic retard. Bigot, get lost with your poison.

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