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Neil Patrick Pleases Scores of Women (Only on American Idol)

Does an on-air mini battle between Neil Patrick Harris and Simon Cowell qualify as an entertainment news segment? Yup!

Last night Harris played guest judge on American Idol, greasing the gay seat for Ellen DeGeneres’ arrival. And NPH dared disagree with The Simon about certain auditioners’ singing talents. Quelle horreur!

But most darling was his chat with Ryan Seacrest, where Mr. Harris reveals he’s every gay boy’s dream: a yes man. (Okay, we lied, the most darling part was Harris’ review of the Barney & Friends chick.)

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18 Comments

  • holla

    “Que Horror”?

  • terrwill

    Some IdolChatter on this weeks shows:

    1 > Miss Ryan Seacrest was in overdrive last nite in a failed attempt to disprove his Gayness. Made at least three separate attempts to prove he is a vagman as opposed to a peenman. FAIL
    (maybe there is something incriminating ’bout to pop……….)

    2 > Katy Perry is a nasty crunt.

    3 > Avril must not own a calender unless her segment was taped in October……..

    4 > Leanin more towards Joe being the Gay Jonas as opposed to Nick………….

    5 > NPH proves once again that he deserves all the recent gigs that have been comin his way. He is entertaining and genuinely likeable on the teevees……….

  • scott ny'er

    @terrwill: I agree about Katy. There a difference between disagreeing and disagreeing while being a bitch and disrespectful to the other judges. But then Simon had done that as well in the past.

  • RomanHans

    “[G]reasing the gay seat”? What the hell does that mean? Warming the gay seat makes a little more sense, unless Neil is into something I haven’t heard about.

  • terrwill

    @RomanHans: How are you able to make certain words bold???? please advise……….

  • dvlaries

    Wouldn’t mind knowing that myself

    Testing:
    bold
    [b]bold[/b]

    Gotta be these thingy’s with b & /b inside
    or these thingys [] with b & /b inside

  • dvlaries

    Okay, it’s the angle things above your period and comma keys

  • terrwill

    [b]me try[b]

  • terrwill

    [b]me try[/b]

  • terrwill

    HELP! : P

  • Lukas P.

    Use the signs that mean “less than” and “more than”.

  • terrwill

    try this

    try this

  • terrwill

    @Lukas P.: THANK YOU

  • Lukas P.

    Yee haw Terwill! Now, yer cookin’.
    I inherited teaching genes from my Mom, and 501s from my Dad. Now I inherited words “vagman” and “peenman” from you! Let the legacy continue.

  • David

    Avril was a complete .

  • David

  • David

    My less than / more than symbols don’t work for bold? Maybe because I’m on a MAC?

  • scott ny'er

    @David: I’m on a mac. It works fine. You must be doing something incorrectly.

    [b]text[/b] instead of brackets use the less than greater than sign.

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