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Neil Patrick Pleases Scores of Women (Only on American Idol)

Does an on-air mini battle between Neil Patrick Harris and Simon Cowell qualify as an entertainment news segment? Yup!

Last night Harris played guest judge on American Idol, greasing the gay seat for Ellen DeGeneres’ arrival. And NPH dared disagree with The Simon about certain auditioners’ singing talents. Quelle horreur!

But most darling was his chat with Ryan Seacrest, where Mr. Harris reveals he’s every gay boy’s dream: a yes man. (Okay, we lied, the most darling part was Harris’ review of the Barney & Friends chick.)

On:           Jan 28, 2010
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    • holla

      “Que Horror”?

      Jan 28, 2010 at 11:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill

      Some IdolChatter on this weeks shows:

      1 > Miss Ryan Seacrest was in overdrive last nite in a failed attempt to disprove his Gayness. Made at least three separate attempts to prove he is a vagman as opposed to a peenman. FAIL
      (maybe there is something incriminating ’bout to pop……….)

      2 > Katy Perry is a nasty crunt.

      3 > Avril must not own a calender unless her segment was taped in October……..

      4 > Leanin more towards Joe being the Gay Jonas as opposed to Nick………….

      5 > NPH proves once again that he deserves all the recent gigs that have been comin his way. He is entertaining and genuinely likeable on the teevees……….

      Jan 28, 2010 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er

      @terrwill: I agree about Katy. There a difference between disagreeing and disagreeing while being a bitch and disrespectful to the other judges. But then Simon had done that as well in the past.

      Jan 28, 2010 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RomanHans

      “[G]reasing the gay seat”? What the hell does that mean? Warming the gay seat makes a little more sense, unless Neil is into something I haven’t heard about.

      Jan 28, 2010 at 12:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill

      @RomanHans: How are you able to make certain words bold???? please advise……….

      Jan 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries

      Wouldn’t mind knowing that myself


      Gotta be these thingy’s with b & /b inside
      or these thingys [] with b & /b inside

      Jan 28, 2010 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries

      Okay, it’s the angle things above your period and comma keys

      Jan 28, 2010 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill

      [b]me try[b]

      Jan 28, 2010 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill

      [b]me try[/b]

      Jan 28, 2010 at 3:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill

      HELP! : P

      Jan 28, 2010 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lukas P.

      Use the signs that mean “less than” and “more than”.

      Jan 28, 2010 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill

      try this

      try this

      Jan 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill

      @Lukas P.: THANK YOU

      Jan 28, 2010 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lukas P.

      Yee haw Terwill! Now, yer cookin’.
      I inherited teaching genes from my Mom, and 501s from my Dad. Now I inherited words “vagman” and “peenman” from you! Let the legacy continue.

      Jan 28, 2010 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David

      Avril was a complete .

      Jan 28, 2010 at 6:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David
      Jan 28, 2010 at 6:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David

      My less than / more than symbols don’t work for bold? Maybe because I’m on a MAC?

      Jan 28, 2010 at 6:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er

      @David: I’m on a mac. It works fine. You must be doing something incorrectly.

      [b]text[/b] instead of brackets use the less than greater than sign.

      Jan 29, 2010 at 12:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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