Hey, ladies! (Girls, girls!) Have we got some absolutely lesbianic news for you!!
We hear via TMZ that some mysterious television producers are producing a dating show with your name all over it.
The gay-friendly – yet still unidentified – folks currently casting coochie-loving ladies for a show cleverly called Venus Envy (get it? It’s like penis envy – genius!). Here’s the name of the game: a select group of girls will compete to win the heart of a freshly outed
tit Maxim model!
What’s most astonishing is the fact that the show’s allegedly on a major network:
For the first time ever, a major cable network is applying the lipstick, revving the Harley, busting out the wife-beater and turning dating inside out.
So, what’s that mean? Someone will actually see it! Incredible! So, if you’re all about looking like a desperate skank on national television, click here. If you’re not, continue on with your lives…