Cautionary tale

This is why you should never drink wine and run on a treadmill at the same time

She may have been making its rounds online for a while now, but this woman and her treadmill got some new life over the weekend, and we feel obliged to point you towards it all.

Basically, after enjoying a few glasses (bottles?) of vino with her girlfriend, this lovely British visionary decided to cap off her evening with a quick run on the treadmill. Apparently, she wanted to burn some of those empty calories she had just spent the afternoon consuming.

You can pretty much guess what happens next.

Check out the video below. And, kids, please don’t try this at home!

Related: This song was written so that no human could sing it. Well, this human just NAILED it.