No Charity For “Gay” Bachelor

Talk about a snub! Charity organizers asked Rodney Lingham to be in a bachelor auction. A few days later they asked him to step down. Why? They heard a rumor Lingham likes lads. Lingham won’t confirm the rumor, but he is consulting a lawyer, who said, “Rodney is probably more capable of providing that to women than most men I know.” That sounds an awful lot like “He’s a homo!”