WHISTLE BLOW JOB

NOM Raving Mad That HRC Used A “Criminal” Whistleblower To Expose Race-Baiting Tactics

The National Organization for (Divine, Divorce-Proof, Heterosexual) Marriage is alleging that the Human Rights Campaign “stole” confidential documents from the IRS with the help of a traitorous “criminal” whistleblower.

How dare that whistleblower leak damning information about NOM’s race-baiting tactics? How dare HRC expose their repugnant plans to set minorities against each another and to recruit dumb celebrities! And who at the IRS can NOM yell at?

So bloggeth Brian Brown, savior of America’s straight marriages/president of NOM:

“It appears that someone with either the IRS or the HRC may have committed a federal crime by illegally obtaining and then releasing a confidential tax return of the National Organization for Marriage. It’s clear that the tax return was stolen, either from NOM or from the government. The Huffington Post article says that HRC claimed they received the document from a ‘whistleblower.’ But the term ‘whistleblower’ is completely inapt. We’re talking about a criminal who has stolen confidential tax return information. We demand to know who this criminal is, whether they work for the HRC or the IRS, and how they obtained confidential tax information filed only with the US government.”

What’s that Machiavelli once said? The ends justify the means?

Oh, and BTW, did Maggie Gallagher get her live bunnies for her Easter feast yet?