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Not Only Was Michael Jackson Not Gay, He Was a Player?

So dire is the posthumous reputation of Michael Jackson that three of his bodyguards must go on network television to insist the late singer was not a homosexual.

Not surprisingly, Jackson’s former bulls Bill Whitfield, Javon Beard, and Mike Garcia also have a book — In Defense of the King — to sell as they hit up ABC for a June air date, where they’ll supposedly dish on his not one but two girlfriends he maintained just before his death.

Which, what, makes him bi?