MASTURBATION

Of Course You Want To See James Franco’s Little Brother Having Sex With Himself

Last time we heard from Dave Franco, he was playing an epically dirty game of gay chicken with Chris “Superbad McLovin'” Mintz. Now he’s literally fucking himself. Does having sex with yourself count as narcissistic masturbation? And what’s with both of the Franco brothers toying with homosexuality in all of their projects? We feel had (in a good and dirty sort of way).