We already love the Girl Scouts: They’re waaay more inclusive than those mean ol’ Boy Scouts. Their uniforms are sassier for one. And they get badges for selling cookies. Cookies! 
None of that learning how to wrestle a bear or doing tracheotomies with a paper clip crap.
Well, now we love them even more: In honor of the 100th anniversary of the GSA (hey, even their initials are the same as “gay-straight alliance”!), the organization is baking up a new flavor!
Savannah Smiles, “bite-sized, lemon-wedge cookies dusted in powdered sugar and bursting with zesty lemon flavor,” pays homage to Girls Scout founder Juliette Gordon Low of Savannah, GA.
The cookies aren’t available in every region, though, so check the Cookie Locator mobile app (the Girl Scouts do not play!) to see if they’re in your hood. Or wait till they pop up on eBay at ten times the price. Your call.
Source: USA Today, Image via Girl Scouts of the USA
TASTEY GOODIES
I LOVE GS COOKIES! HOWEVER, THEY DON’T ALLOW LESBOS OR ANY RAINBOW KIDS TO JOIN, DO THEY?
IF NOT, THEN I WILL BOYCOTT LIKE I BOYCOTTED CHIC FILET. DOWN WITH ‘MO HATIN’ BIG BUSINESS.
DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!
Ron
@Tastey Goodies
1. I think you’re confusing them with the boy scouts.
2. The CAPS lock button is the one to your left.
the other Greg
@TASTEY GOODIES: Girl Scouts DO allow lesbians and “rainbow kids,” and trans girls too – click on the link. You are misinformed (and don’t say lesbos!).
Tommy Shepherd
Damnit. I thought this was a Paula Deen article.
christopher di spirito
Love, love, love the Girl Scout coconut cookies drizzled with chocolate. The best.
JElder
Why the hell is this considered news or “gay news” at that? o.0
Hurting for more vile BS to spout about Log Cabin Republicans or gays that lean center or center right? 😛
Steve
You do realize, Girl Scout cookies are not actually made from real Girl Scouts.
Marlene
If I had the cash, I’d directly donate to the troop, as that way 100% of my donation goes to them. The girls only get a certain percentage of the proceeds of the cookie sales.
dcviper
Their initials aren’t “GSA” they are “GSUSA”. Talk about shoddy journalism.
xamthor
WHY can’t we order them off the website? Why are they not available year round in the stores? Is this NOT America?
WTF?