Pat Robertson Compares Gay Activists To Illuminati, Says “Thrust”

It appears Pat Robertson got confused watching The Da Vinci Code on cable. While it’s no surprise that the nutty televangelist is still warning about the hazards of same-sex marriage on his 700 Club pulpit, Pat brings more crazy than usual by comparing activists to that secretive group of enlightened folks known as the Illuminati, adding that both want to destroy God.

In a typically-rambling rant Pat name checks the French Revolution, the Illuminati and even delivers that old chestnut about “history repeating itself.” It’s all in service of his usual message that LGBT equality will bring about the downfall of civilization. To nutshell it for you: if you support marriage equality you are following in the footsteps of the Illuminati and are out to destroy God and family.

We’ve heard it all before, but it’s worth watching the latest video just to hear Pat say words like “thrust” and “spurt.”