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Pat Robertson Compares Gay Activists To Illuminati, Says “Thrust”

It appears Pat Robertson got confused watching The Da Vinci Code on cable. While it’s no surprise that the nutty televangelist is still warning about the hazards of same-sex marriage on his 700 Club pulpit, Pat brings more crazy than usual by comparing activists to that secretive group of enlightened folks known as the Illuminati, adding that both want to destroy God.

In a typically-rambling rant Pat name checks the French Revolution, the Illuminati and even delivers that old chestnut about “history repeating itself.” It’s all in service of his usual message that LGBT equality will bring about the downfall of civilization. To nutshell it for you: if you support marriage equality you are following in the footsteps of the Illuminati and are out to destroy God and family.

We’ve heard it all before, but it’s worth watching the latest video just to hear Pat say words like “thrust” and “spurt.”

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17 Comments

  • hyhybt

    Destroy God? Those who believe God does not exist wouldn’t bother, and those who believe God does exist tend to think he’s omnipotent and eternal. Surely the number of people who believe God exists but could be destroyed is vanishingly small.

  • Volvoguy

    He makes my head hurt so bad, with his bullshit.
    Please go away, please I beg of you.

  • Dakotahgeo

    Patricia Robertson is an ungodly christian slut who uses God as his personal religious savior. He’s totally nutzoid. I am a Christian minister and I tend to believe that God will do just fine on God’s own. God doesn’t need any right wing moderator or talent agent to “push” God or God’s agenda. God does quite well with those who trust and follow God, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit. Robertson may need to curtail his ‘habit’ until marijuana use becomes legal in his neck of the woods! (Geeezzz, Louise!!! Unnngh!)

  • Kieran

    Used to be these religious types could point their fingers at divorced people and say they were destroying the family. But divorce has become so commonplace in today’s society and nobody considers it a “sin” to divorce anymore or that divorcees are going to hell. So who’s left for self-righteous religious types to stigmatize in society? There’s always the homosexuals.

  • Seth

    It’s the pelvic thruuu-uuu-uust…
    That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane…
    Let’s do the time warp again!
    [Fnord]

  • 2eo

    I have an extended relative who was legitimately a member of the actual Illuminati a very, very long time ago.

    I don’t understand how one can be out to “destroy god”, how do you destroy something that doesn’t nor has ever existed in any actual capacity?.

  • MK Ultra

    If there is an Illuminati, they would probably take the Karl Marx road of ” religion being the Opiate of the masses”. After all, it is the tool of choice of most rich and powerful to subjugate, domineer over, trick, fool, manipulate, and terrorize the poor, who unfortunately in most cases have nothing else to cling to.

  • GayBacon

    really tried listening to what Pat had to say, but COULD NOT STOP STARING AT THAT GIANT FOREHEAD. It’s like Dracula with the big white hair….ugh, maybe it’s just 4/20 but I seriously was expecting him to suck on something when I heard Thrust and Spurt. O.O

  • DOFEK

    Pat Robertson, when is the last time you got fucked in your ass?. I am the Anti Christ and no one does it better. AdamHomo

  • mykelb

    Since when is it editorial policy to dig up old zombies and re-animate their brainless bigotry for the public?

  • queertypie

    He looks like a bad embalming job.

  • Caleb in SC

    This fossil is 83 years old. I’m sure Goddess will call him home soon and we will not have to be bothered with his inane crap anymore.

  • Shadeaux

    @Volvoguy: I SWEAR I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY!

  • cenlanurse

    What’s so sad is that there are actually people that listen to him.

  • TomDB62

    Pat Robertson is an idiot. This is not news. Sometimes I think the writer(s) of the stories on here get some sort of perverse turn on from the ramblings of Robertson and other “Christian” conservatives which is why you obsess over them so much.

  • queerty1958

    Pat Robertson is a delusional moron. I tend to ignore delusional morons.

  • hyhybt

    @queerty1958: That can be dangerous.

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