Pennsylvania’s Unmarried Gay Court Staffers Get Shared Benefits. Unmarried Straight Staffers? Nope!

While the federal court system still refuses to deny shared benefits to the same-sex partners of employees — as Karen Golinski can tell you all about — Pennsylvania’s court system just declared last week that gay couples are entitled to all the shared pharmaceutical fun and eye exams they can get their hands on. And the decision comes at the request of the state’s Supreme Court. But one warning:

Shared benefits for unmarried couples will only be offered to The Gays, and not to unwed heteros. Sorry, breeders: You’ve got the right to marry, so use it.