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PHOTOS: Breakfast Of Campione

By Queerty Staff August 16, 2010 at 5:08am · 17 comments

MORNING GOODS — We’ve looked up and down, left and right, but we didn’t find a single place on Jake Campione that needs cleaning.

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17 Comments

  • BK

    I love the vintage look of these pics, like early 90s ads.

    August 16, 2010 at 6:08am
  • Aaron in Honolulu

    Yes, a bottle of that please. 0_0 *melt*

    August 16, 2010 at 6:08am
  • Blaine Ward

    Very nice but these pics are at least 10 years old. Still, what a hunk!

    August 16, 2010 at 6:08am
  • Anyway

    Right off the bat, it’s nice to see such a sweet smile on such a hunky bod. Happy clicking!

    August 16, 2010 at 8:08am
  • tapoh

    His smile is actually his most attractive feature, for me at least. Tired of brooding models.

    August 16, 2010 at 8:08am
  • drooler

    Nice pics, but the encoding sucks. Don’t like seeing all those jpeg artifacts over that hot bod!

    August 16, 2010 at 8:08am
  • Robb

    Oh, Lord, you have NO idea how badly I’d like to clap eyes on the 3 – count ’em – 3 people who marked this guy ‘fail’.
    What is WRONG with you people ????

    August 16, 2010 at 9:08am
  • Alexander Xavier

    Vintage? Must be a 20 something speaking. The guys that we see daily are very attractive, but they are all starting to look the same. Sprinkle in more guys that are of different backgrounds, and body types. There are very attractive men out there that haven’t juiced and starved themselves to look “perfect”.

    August 16, 2010 at 9:08am
  • Slingshot

    Fail, might have more to do with queertys layout style, and lack of thumbnails?

    August 16, 2010 at 10:08am
  • declanto

    Fail might also have to do with the lack of quality Drooler mentioned. Shabby reproduction is NOT attractive.

    August 16, 2010 at 11:08am
  • Ted B.

    Thumbnails please…the need to reload the WHOLE PAGE takes too-much time and computer resources.

    August 16, 2010 at 11:08am
  • pete

    Boring…..I agree that Queerty shows way too many guys with the same body. Oh, look at my 6-pack! Oh, look how I shave all my body hair! Oh, look how you can see the outline of my cock!….Next!

    August 16, 2010 at 11:08am
  • Jack E. Jett

    My life is so sad and pathetic. I have now taken to just looking at the name on Morning Goods and then doing a Google search for nudes.

    By the time I go through ALL these photos, I could have gone to the Baths.

    August 16, 2010 at 1:08pm
  • allancsn

    MMMM do me or do him – beautiful young man.

    August 16, 2010 at 3:08pm
  • Daez

    Cute, but yet another hairless wonder. Hairless wonders get so BORING after awhile. How I wish I would have been around in the 70s to view some truly hairy vintage hunks in their prime.

    August 16, 2010 at 4:08pm
  • Phil

    @Alexander Xavier: Juicing would make you way more massive and cutting is not synonymous with starving. But that would mean that you’re not putting in enough effort to look as “perfect” as him, right?

    August 16, 2010 at 9:08pm
  • declanto

    Save yourselves a bunch of clicks, it doesn’t get better than #1.

    August 17, 2010 at 5:08am

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