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PHOTOS: Reaches 50K Submissions (A SFW Sampling)

MORNING GOODS – What would our egos have done if the iPhone camera had never been invented? How else would we document our bulging biceps, hairy, hairy happy trails and the soap stains on our bathroom mirrors? Thank god for GuyswithiPhones. The online pool for narcissists with way too much time on their hands is reaching a new, higher peak. And this is a big one. It’s now verging on almost 50,000 submissions, which means “I fantasized about you on GuyswithiPhones” will pretty soon be a sure bet pick-up line at your local bar. Check out our special Morning Goods to see if a former Grindr date, your favorite porn star or even you! Yes, you! Made it on our SFW gallery. Don’t worry, you’re in good company…(?)

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  • Mike in Asheville

    Well Apple would make a second (or is it third or fourth?) fortune when they figure out how to make an App for getting such svelte bodies; alas I still use an I-Phone2.

  • randy

    Christ, don’t people work any more? What a waste of time and energy -taking pictures of yourself to show off your body and derive self-worth from it. Narcissistic and shallow.

  • Aunt Sharon

    @randy: I totally agree. And #3 is DIVINE!

  • TheRealMannequinAdam


    @randy: Telling gay gym bunnies they’re shallow is like telling a fish it’s wet.

  • Nick

    What an appropriate subject for 13 to study. Other faves: fourteen and seven (the mask is funny and hot at the same time)

  • Jonathan

    #3 & #15 are pretty sweet!

  • JNes

    lol @ Davey Wavey #8 :)

  • maverick males

    Lets face it, most of the guys on there are not self submits, lol, its isanyoneup without all the rude comments. And a lot of porn stars and not so hot guys post too, put every once and awhile there is a real gem in the mix.

    check out my blog for some more hot guys, just click my handle,or search for maverickmales.

  • alan Balehead

    people who work out are automatically shallow …why?? because all couch potatoes are just as shallow…and miserable too….

  • jesaves

    i wnt number 5

  • J.

    @randy: Taking a picture of yourself takes exactly 1 second. Not exactly an all day affair. I’m guessing you can take photos and have a job at the same time. Dumbass. You must be one of the bitter ugly ones….

  • Daez

    @alan Balehead: Because if you live at the gym and treat everyone that doesn’t live at the gym like total garbage it makes you pretty damn shallow. Every once in a while there is an actual decent person in the mix, but its not very common.

  • Daez

    @J.: I think you just proved his point bro…good on you!

  • QJ201

    Our editor snuck Davey Wavey in at number 8. At least it wasn’t video.

  • Djposh

    @ jesaves I want Number 5 too yum yum bad puppy what is his name

  • JD

    Oh I LOVE GuysWithiPhones! Sometimes it brings tears to my eyes with laughter at the interaction between the posters and the viewers, it’s hilarious and a blast! Not too serious and brightens up my day, and I have to admit some of those guys with less than perfect bodies have incredible courage in posting and taking all those snidey and bitchy comments. Kudos to them for posting, taking a beating in the comments section and then dishing it back to the haters, just love it!

  • @maverick

    @maverick, that’s a bit low your comment, but then again with a crappy copy site like yours no wonder your all bitter about another sites success :) way to go with your sad effort at self promotion here lol!

  • Matt

    Number 7 and 15… damn.

  • TJ

    I’m not sure why people in the LGBT on-line community are so enthralled by inflammatory comments, and trolling boards.

    Nothing wrong with working out, and doing it on a regular basis balanced with a healthy lifestyle (intellectual,social, and physical enrichment).

    But the hard body/superficial health fascism in queer masculine self-image is pretty entrenched in the male gay/bi psyche and it’s pretty obvious from all these spiteful comments that not everyone wishes to aspire to this or is able to realistically. Remember, the Bear community does the same thing, as does the so called “straight-acting” crowd.

    In order to be coexist in a still predominantly homophobic world (in my opinion) it only makes sense that we stop fighting amongst ourselves over superficial nonsense like this.

  • Kat

    It’s true about the guy #13. He really is a super smart guy.

  • randy

    @Kat: Yeah, so smart he posts a photo of himself online like that. There’s something wrong with people so self-obsessed and sex-crazed. Real smart.

  • Kat


    He worked out/dieted to have a good body. He’s going to school for PhD. I know him in real life and he’s a very nice guy. I guess in your logic, everybody who has Grindr, Manhunt or any online sites you can post a picture of themselves, is a “self-obssessed and sex-crazed.”

    I wish we would let people be. Let me and let everybody else celebrate/live their lives they way they want. We don’t need self-righteous and sex-negative attitude.

  • Kat


    And this is not to say that every one of those guys are just as beautiful in the inside. I bet some of these people are self-obsessed and rude.

  • kuy

    I don’t get what all the fighting is about. It’s just eyecandy.

  • fredo777

    I love, love, love that site. But mostly for the parts that aren’t SFW. And I do mean parts.

  • An Ella Fan

    @jesaves: I’m with you regarding #5! Flip ya to see who goes first!

  • fredo777

    holy shit, now i see what you are talking about with #5. hot + ridiculous bulge.

    btw, the 2nd guy in pic #4 is someone recognizable, but I forget his name right now. I know he’s in porn, too, though.

  • Sebizzar

    @TJ: Agreed! I just can’t stand anyone who’s narcissistic, & unfortunately most attractive people are -_-

  • greenmusic23f

    I like #14 best. Mmmmmm.

  • TJ


    I never complained about narcissistic people. I get that at every gay bar, and nightclub I’ve been to (only 2 haha). As a college guy myself, I’m swimming in a (literally) shallow sea of guys/girls, and I’ve been made ostracized for not being the “ideal” sexy, masculine dude since high school, and frankly I’m not shocked that I don’t measure up to such impossible standards.

    Big difference between me and a lot of the commenters here- I’M NOT JADED about not being a hit on the club floor or with the guys on campus, nor do I put people down for their body type, age, “femininity-masculinity”, sexual lifestyle, or any qualities for that matter.

    I find nothing wrong with “gym bunnies”s or fit, beautiful men (18-45 years of age), most of the ones I’ve met who fit that narrow label were actually well-rounded, decent guys who never felt superior to anyone and never flaunted their attractiveness, despite all the attention it got them. There is some high-profile shallowness in the LGBTQ scene, but this isn’t unique to our “community” nor is it at all surprising considering everyone fits into this grid, and lends some legitimacy to what we consider “hot” “sexy” “butch” and “beautiful”. (whether they’re aware of it or not).

  • Timothy Williams

    I don’t find gym bunnies to be shallow at all. In fact most of them, seem to me, to be very disciplined in all aspects of their lives. I’ve also experienced them as pretty nice to everyone, sometimes in a bit of a condescending way, but still never rude. I think some of this bitterness is coming from failed attempts to sleep with them. Just because they’re gay and you are doesn’t mean they’re obligated to entertain/endure your sexual advances.

    Also me likey number 5 and 14

  • mark

    The thing about guyswithiphones is that its not all about gym bunnies and size queens, its probably got the most diverse group of gay, bi and straight guys on any site I’ve seen. Sure there is some awesome eye candy, muscles and what not but really there are also so many everyday ordinary, nerdy, cute and sexy guys on there that just have ordinary real bodies. Some are thin, slim, medium, chubby, overweight but apart from a few hate remarks in general its wonderful to see so many guys prepared to put themselves out there for all and sundry to comment and its wonderful to see how much positivity this has resulted in, I cant help but be proud of that diversity in the gay community :)

  • gray young

    and randy just pointed out that he a a fat, bitchy queen…

  • Rodrigo

    #14 is my favorite poster!! He is sooo ridiculously hot I always cross my fingers hoping to see him.
    There is this one guy, he’s nerdy, with glasses, and he’s always a tease (and most of the time poses in the bathroom, and once he posted with his bf). I wish he’d been here.

  • @maverick

    @maverick i’d really think twice before slamming a stellar site like GWiP when your own is closer to your very own criticisms.

  • Leon

    HAHAH This pic is of me. First off IDK how in the hell it got put on the internet. My friend isaac and myself were drinking on vacation and had nothing better to do so we thought “We are bored. (and like most gay guys) lets take some cute pics and see what ones turn out sexy” well this is not one of the best ones. And BTW I do not go to the gym. I am a lazy pothead who does not really care what people think about “gym bunnies” or want to talk crap on a picture of someone they have never met in their life. lol I am just a normal guy living my life day by day hoping to be happy when i get older. Im not some sex freak who sluts myself allover the internet. some random person sent me the link to this and i am kindof flattered that they put it up but embarresed at the same time. Oh well. Life goes on! =-D

  • fredo777

    @Leon: There’s 15 pics up there. Which one is of you?

  • Leon


  • fredo777

    Cute. I don’t know which of the two you are, but the pic itself is cute.

  • Leon

    in front and thanks!

  • T-bone

    I don’t care….I love men and their tools!!

  • T-bone

    #15 looks nice and tasty…

  • TheRealMannequinAdam

    @Leon: God, shut up.

  • mike

    this is discrimination! where is galswithiphones so that bi/straight guys can have something to ogle about. And does it mean only guys with iphones can participate?? Again, discrimination…

  • Lovesdaddys

    I have a boner

  • D'urville

    @TheRealMannequinAdam: Fark bro, u just made my day with your comments, effin huhlarious, and i’ll take a # 7 (mask and all) with a side of # 5

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