Even when Jesse Metcalfe is living in squalor, we still wouldn’t mind heading back to his place for a night cap. Photographer Stephen Busken snapped a bearded Jesse in what is most certainly not Jesse’s actual living scenario, but it does make for a satisfying fantasy.
See him giving us major blue collar blue balls as Stephen captures him in all manners of undress, from sweaty underwear clad prayers to kicking back with a brew and some deep thoughts.
h/t Homorazzi
Blackceo
Yessssss!!!! So mad Dallas got canceled. Loved watching him and Josh Henderson at each other’s throats. Very sexy and again….facial hair doesn’t bother me when I used to not like it on a man at all.
Ryan26pdx
My first impression was that he really captured the essence of being an unusually healthy looking and relatively tidy drug addict. Sexaay.
lykeitiz
@Blackceo: Nooooooo!! You are the first I heard about “Dallas” getting cancelled! I just Googled it……you are right & I am crying! It was actually an intelligent show……always the kiss of death in Kardashian/Housewives America!
But these pictures of Jesse Metcalfe help……..a little!
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Assless wonder. Surprisingly assless. Nonetheless a Wonder!
D P
Well then, if the storyline follows the arc that Jesse Metcalf’s character is living in poverty, he certainly could hook for a living.
Perhaps you should change your question to: “When ISN’T Jesse Metcalf ever good looking?” That way we wouldn’t have to waste our time trying to find an answer that’s not there.
Cam
Smoking pics? Seems kinda dated and just means he would reek. Aside from that, it looks like they borrowed Lindsay Lohan’s current apartment for the shoot.
Alan down in Florida
So Jessie’s butching it up again like he did after Desperate Housewives to quash the queer rumors. So sad.
NG22
@Cam: Oh, the shadeâŠ
@Alan down in Florida: Isn’t he a married father? Isn’t it possible that not every actor is lying about his sexuality?
amex34
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: He tries relentlessly to grow one. He works out at the Equinox in West Hollywood. I see him squatting all the time. He’s very amicable in person and knows the gays adore him, which he seems to handle admirably well.
DarkZephyr
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: I think it has nice enough shape, personally.
NoCagada
@NG22: A “married father”? Since when did THAT matter? Married men taking it up the ass are a dime a dozen!
NoCagada
I hope he didn’t get SCABIES!
gauty
OH MY GOD POVERTY IS SO SEXY!!! SO BRAVE of him to pretend to be slumming it, hahaha people that live in terrible conditions and can’t make end meets are so fascinating! Poor plebes, hahaha
The commodification of poverty as a fetish isn’t classist at all, it’s in fact really really cool! Especially in an actual third world country like the US, where the middle class is frittering away into an ever growing lower class, how awesomely appropriate!
Man, his blue-collar ennui is getting me hard already!
robho3
Jesse looks good in anything
Alton
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: His ass looks just fine to me in that first picture.
jwtraveler
@gauty: We get the point (and I agree somewhat), but the use of sarcasm and irony is rather excessive.
jwtraveler
Is this just a poverty porn photo shoot or is there a film or TV program involved?
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
@amex34: You need to offer him a friendly tip on his squatting!
@DarkZephyr: @Alton: That baseball player Anthony Recker has ruined me for other mens’s asses!
NoCagada
@jwtraveler: For WHOM, Miss FRESHIE?!? I don’t recall anyone appointing you as the queen worm
jwtraveler
@NoCagada: Huh?
Blackceo
@lykeitiz:
Yes!!!! I was pissed. TNT announced it shortly after the season 3 finale when Christopher blew up in the car. Now there will be no resolution to all that drama, but honestly I knew it would be hard once Larry Hagman died.
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID:
You ain’t lying about Anthony Recker!!!
stanhope
@Blackceo: Dallas got cancelled???? Say it ain’t so!!!! I lived for Sue Ellen. The writing was quite good. I expect once Larry Hagman died they felt some of the old juice was gone.
takingliberties
He’s a homosexual, right?
vive
@gauty, good comment.
Only someone who have never known poverty could possibly fetishize it. These photos show as much self-awareness and social awareness as Donald Trump driving a BMW through the slums of Rio.
YesIDid
Those damn tats again!!!
Captain Obvious
He’s so hot it should be illegal. I used to giggle at him on Passions in his soap opera days.
billywonka
Poverty? Then don’t waste money on CIGARETTES and TATTOOS.
Or underwear. đ
Nick Marriott
He’s uncut too!………If he lived in a cardboard box,I’d go back with him!
Steven Solomon
He’s still too self conscious… even in photographs…