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PHOTOS: Mutinelli On The Bounty

On:           Jun 15, 2010
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    • Alex

      Average… didn’t bother to click beyond 4.

      Jun 15, 2010 at 5:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • neighborino

      Man, these Morning Goods things are starting to fill me with dread. It isn’t that I don’t like ogling the boys, I often do, but they just seem so… not artistic. Not that they should be. It just that the discussions down here either condemn a model for their plainness or unattractiveness or try to comment on the photographer and their ability… but there is no way to judge these pictures because it doesn’t seem like anyone knows what they are. Are they pornography? Are they art? Are they advertisements?
      Maybe we should sort this out… I think it matters. Because I think we’re all talking about underwear ads, and we’re talking about the ads like they are pornography or art. But this isn’t pornography or art. So if we don’t like a model, like Alex up there, it seems somehow more insidious, and more like the ads are working their creepy ad magic. The flaws we see in the model have nothing to do with the product, so the product gets all the glory. No one ever says, “eww. ugly underwear.” They all comment on the person in the underwear. But in the end, only people wearing Calvin Kleins are part of the discussion at all.

      Jun 15, 2010 at 6:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jesse Helms

      The Morning Goods are merely presented so that people such as yourself can meta-comment on societal trends in male beauty. That’s it, pardner.

      Jun 15, 2010 at 7:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack

      @neighborino: Honey, you’re over-thinking things…

      Jun 15, 2010 at 7:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brutus

      This kid needs to eat a sandwich.

      Jun 15, 2010 at 8:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jesse Helms

      @Brutus: Make that TWO sandwiches. You get that skinny and the brain starts to atrophy!

      Jun 15, 2010 at 8:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Larry Craig

      It is not fair….after showing yesterday Freddie Ljungberg, now Queerty comes with this…

      Jun 15, 2010 at 9:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • REBELComx

      Dear Morning Goods,
      Breakfast is not the time to munch down on a Twinkie, those are for dessert or an afternoon snack. For a good meal early in the morning, we need some meat and fruit. So please bring on the steak or sausage patties with a side of a hefty banana.
      Thank you.

      Jun 15, 2010 at 9:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • could be jesse helms could be jason

      He’s cute. Nothing wrong with this boy…

      Jun 15, 2010 at 10:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman

      Don’t be jealous….

      Jun 15, 2010 at 10:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman

      stop stuffing your fatface with Mcdonald’s and hit a gym already!!!

      Jun 15, 2010 at 10:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron

      @alan brickman: Man, you sound like a broken record! You’ve written the exact same phrase for every morning goods article! You must be illiterate and 500 pounds!

      Jun 15, 2010 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz

      He’s cute…in a Jim Carrey sort of way.

      Jun 15, 2010 at 1:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jesse Helms

      @Aaron: Thanks. That needed to be said. I honestly fear there may be some dementia going on with him (Brinkman, not the model)

      Jun 15, 2010 at 4:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Richie616

      He looks good to me.

      Jun 15, 2010 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Frederick the Great

      @Jesse Helms: You must be an absolute TWIG!

      Jun 15, 2010 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lexx

      GAWD. Most of this set looks like child porn.

      Jun 20, 2010 at 3:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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