the past

Please Don’t Sell Photos Of Lady Gaga In Her Pre-Lady Gaga Era

If you’re among the mortal beings from Lady Gaga‘s past who happens to have a photograph of the pop singer looking like a regular human, she will gladly pay you a tidy sum for it.

Word has it the Haus Of Gaga is attempting to snap up all those old photos — for a fee — so she will never have to be embarrassed by looking like a normal person ever again. Or, if you’re unwilling to sell the rights to your “back in the day” pics, could you at least Photoshop a blonde wig on that cabeza?