– 50 Shades of Delicious! James Franco celebrated his birthday the only way James Franco — and kinky gay men/bored suburban housewives — would with an S&M birthday cake. Ben Wa balls and all. We wonder who was the lucky fella who volunteered for that cake mould…
– Arrow‘s John Barrowman has an enviable job. Some girls get all the luck.
– So many days in rehab, so many clothes to choose from. Here’s Lindsay Lohan prehabbing. If you look closely, you can see the remains of her last assistant.
– While the Chris Pine-Zachary Quinto bromance is adorable — and at least partly gay — it still pales in comparison to Hiddlesworth.
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– The web series Husbands now has a comic book.
– Well, Mariah Carey‘s never been known for her subtlety. The diva and her child-husband shut down Disneyland to renew their wedding vows.
– We nailed every one of these. Literally. Hiyo!
– Jason Collins was once engaged to a woman and said woman had no idea he was a gay. We’re guessing the constant missed lay-ups and botched free throws in the sack didn’t tip her off, then?
– Noted no-fuck-giver Miley Cyrus sexed it up for V Magazine. Apparently someone took the day off from twerk.
– In case you missed it, here’s Lucille Bluth’s submission for Mother of the Year:
Lefty
That’s too much cake, isn’t it?
It’s too much c0ck too, if we’re being honest here…
AEH
Yes, yes, I get it. James Franco is so edgy.
Superman
I guess Cassandra asked James to put a “ring” on it. Anal ring, that is.