Quick, Somebody Shepard Fairey-ify Julian Assange’s Mug Shot

There will be no bail for Julian Assange, the Wikileaks founder who revealed the United States thinks Germany’s foreign minister Guido Westerwelle is a not-to-be-trusted “wild card,” who turned himself in to British authorities to face rape allegations. He’ll sit in a jail cell at least until his next extradition hearing Dec. 14. As if he can’t humiliate world leaders remotely.