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Randy Blue Porn Boys Sing Along to Beyonce

colby keller blowWhat, like you need a reason to listen to Beyoncé and watch porn boys gyrate?

A new video from Randy Blue plays tribute to Beyonce’s song “Blow,” with a non-stop parade of RB stars flouncing and lip-syncing to the song. They’re wearing skimpy multicolored underwear and looking lovely, as always.

It’s the work for Randy Blue Creative Director Evil Jeff, and we have to hand it to him: this is indeed a creative direction. Next, please dub gravely drag-queen voice over the song, like those Golden Shower Girls videos.

Our favorite part is when the beefier, burlier guys glower into the camera as they sing — there’s something about a butch-looking queen acting femme-y that sets our heart aflutter. But the twinkier stars are just fine too. Everyone looks very nice indeed.

As an bonus, there’s a variety of ethnicities and hairiness in here, which is always nice to see. And kind of a variety of body types, inasmuch as they are all variations on “muscular.”

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18 Comments

  • Alan down in Florida

    I’ve has wet dreams similar to that only the Calvins all disappeared. If you couldn’t find someone in that bunch to match your taste you are too damned picky dudes.

  • carey579

    I will never understand the appeal of Colby Keller :C

  • B Damion

    Yes..yes..god yes. I will take one of each.

    Do you take dicover?

  • B Damion

    f***ing “S” man. dam it.

  • carey579

    Actually I’ll never understand gay men who think growing facial/body hair makes them look masculine/sexy and then speak/act like total queens! I mean the guy dancing in that video – how is that sexy?

    Even homophobic old Mel Gibson is sexier!

  • richybruce

    What a fucking turn off.

  • tardis

    In the words of Dr. Evil, “….riiiiiiggghhhhtt.”

  • ingyaom

    CK ad?

  • carey579

    ^ Trust me no guy in that video will ever be in a CK ad!

  • hotboyvb81

    who’s the guy who appears 1st and last- he’s the best at lip syncing/etc…why do Colby Keller’s pits always look sweaty???

  • Seth82

    @hotboyvb81: that’s Diego Sans.

    He’s truly the star of this video lol.

  • Blackceo

    That was cute. There were 3 guys who had some nice moves, particularly the guy with the beard in the purple. The guy with the beard in the red was workin it too and then the guy in the orange. The guy in the lighter purple at 1:42 though had ASS FOR DAYS!!!!!!!! Good lord thats the kind of ass I’ve always been weak for.

    First time I’ve ever heard this Queen Bey song so I will have to download it! Its catchy!!

  • Bee Gaga

    I’m probably like the only person on this side who completely bypassed the boys I was getting my life to that song. Yassss Beyonce always brings out the queen diva in me, slay motha, SLAYYYY!

  • Niall

    Colby Keller is on RB now? Dang he sure gets around.

  • Ronbo

    Someone other than their moms need to cut their hair. One guy’s head looks lopsided. If he suffered from side-crib as a baby, I apologize.

  • hotboyvb81

    @Seth82: thanks Seth!

  • ted72

    @carey579: Neither do I.

  • GraciesDaddy

    I miss Nicco Sky.

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