While it’s tempting to imagine this toned twosome romping in the sack, we keep coming up with the same inane scenario:
Ryan: You’re so hot.
Reichen: I know. And famous.
Ryan: Wait! You’re supposed to say I’m hot, too.
Reichen: Oh, yeah, you’re hot.
Ryan: Thank you.
Reichen: I’m hotter though. Oh, yes, yes, I’m so hot! Oh, god! I’m so hooooot!!
Ryan: Wait, what about me?
Reichen: What about you? God, I love me.