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Retired Pope Benedict Elopes With Male Secretary, Asks For “Privacy”


On:           Apr 1, 2013
    • Michael

      You guys are so crazy! lol This was a goo one!

      Apr 1, 2013 at 11:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael


      Apr 1, 2013 at 11:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • teammm

      LOL very nice. Got my attention!

      Apr 2, 2013 at 12:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC

      One April’s Fool joke was fine, but how many did you post today? Your readers are not in second grade.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 2:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P

      Hey, THIS IS NOT A JOKE! And get it right:
      he ran away with one of the Swiss guards, who was wearing his sprite pantaloon uniform. Additionally, he’s a screaming b*reb*ck bottom who likes to wear frilly pink tutus underneath his robes.

      I have it on good authority from God himself, who came to me in a dream. He said it, then confirmed it when he revealed his likeness to me on that piece of toast. God said it, I believe it, and THAT’s THAT!

      Incidentally, those screams are in a high falsetto.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 2:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport

      @Caleb in SC: Eh, law school is a lot like elementary school: No one really wants to be there, no one really knows what’s going on, and nap time is once again socially acceptable.

      Apr 2, 2013 at 4:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LadyL

      Wait, this one isn’t real?

      Apr 2, 2013 at 5:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DOFEK

      I heat Christian, long before it became COOL! AdamHomo.

      Apr 3, 2013 at 12:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC

      @jwrappaport: LOL!!! I know. I am a lawyer!

      Apr 3, 2013 at 8:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P

      @Caleb in SC: – I wish *I* were a lawyer…

      Apr 3, 2013 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC

      @D P: No, you do not. I’ll sell you my law degree for cheap.

      Apr 3, 2013 at 4:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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