Hey, THIS IS NOT A JOKE! And get it right:
he ran away with one of the Swiss guards, who was wearing his sprite pantaloon uniform. Additionally, he’s a screaming b*reb*ck bottom who likes to wear frilly pink tutus underneath his robes.
I have it on good authority from God himself, who came to me in a dream. He said it, then confirmed it when he revealed his likeness to me on that piece of toast. God said it, I believe it, and THAT’s THAT!
Incidentally, those screams are in a high falsetto.
@Caleb in SC: Eh, law school is a lot like elementary school: No one really wants to be there, no one really knows what’s going on, and nap time is once again socially acceptable.
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Michael
You guys are so crazy! lol This was a goo one!
Michael
goo=good!
teammm
LOL very nice. Got my attention!
Caleb in SC
One April’s Fool joke was fine, but how many did you post today? Your readers are not in second grade.
D P
Hey, THIS IS NOT A JOKE! And get it right:
he ran away with one of the Swiss guards, who was wearing his sprite pantaloon uniform. Additionally, he’s a screaming b*reb*ck bottom who likes to wear frilly pink tutus underneath his robes.
I have it on good authority from God himself, who came to me in a dream. He said it, then confirmed it when he revealed his likeness to me on that piece of toast. God said it, I believe it, and THAT’s THAT!
Incidentally, those screams are in a high falsetto.
jwrappaport
@Caleb in SC: Eh, law school is a lot like elementary school: No one really wants to be there, no one really knows what’s going on, and nap time is once again socially acceptable.
LadyL
Wait, this one isn’t real?
DOFEK
I heat Christian, long before it became COOL! AdamHomo.
Caleb in SC
@jwrappaport: LOL!!! I know. I am a lawyer!
D P
@Caleb in SC: – I wish *I* were a lawyer…
Caleb in SC
@D P: No, you do not. I’ll sell you my law degree for cheap.