TWO FACES, SAME COIN

Rick “Dubya” Perry Sure Does Like Molesting People

We’ll be sure to address those pesky gay rumors surrounding GOP Presidential candidate Rick Perry and his “personal chef” soon. But for now, CNN illustrates something that we already knew—”America isn’t ready to elect a C-grade Texas governor who loves Jesus and executing people. Again.” Yep. Dubya and Perry, they’re the same person. Except that Perry likes touching the cheeks of men more… like, a lot more.

Via Joe.My.God.