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Ridiculous Chris Crocker Calls All Your Idol Texts ‘Ridiculous’

Prone to delivering serious monologues to the interwebs, microcelebrity Chris Crocker adds this American Idol reaction video to his list of must-sees. But he doesn’t want this latest video — where he wears only a tee and American Apparel underwear — to become another melodramatic clip a la “Leave Britney Alone,” so there will only be a minimal amount of crying and terrible backdrops.

Are you listening America? By picking the wrong Idol, you are only making Chris Crocker stronger!