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RuPaul Is Looking For A New Girlfriend

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Ladies! RuPaul, creator, commentator and connoisseur of all things drag, is looking for a new lady friend to hang out with on Monday nights.

Seriously.

The Glamazon told Yahoo Music he’s looking to spice up his usually droll evenings when RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 5 kicks off.

What’s he looking for?

“A great sense of humor. A great dancer. And if she happens to fit into a woman’s size-XX shoe, it would be a match made in high-heel heaven!,” Ru exclaimed. “I TRULY believe that beauty is from the inside-out. A woman catches my eye if what she’s wearing reflects a curious mind and a generous soul.”

Ru’s launched profiles on a slew of dating sites and he seems pretty serious about this.

“Anyone who wears false eyelashes between 9am and 5pm is a motherf%king genius in my book and if you wear a wig, hairpiece or merkin, I bow down to you. I believe white pumps are the sign of a true hooker,” he wrote on Plenty Of Fish.

So if you’re not intimidated by a “6’7″ blonde-and-bronze Glamazon” here’s your shot to lipsync for your love life.