Rush Limbaugh Loses His Erection At The Airport

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What’s misleading about the above photo is that Rush Limbaugh is now incapable of having sex with any of those sexy women standing around him, because the authorities at the Palm Beach airport confiscated the illegal bottle of Viagra in his bag.

Not only is this story hilarious, but it also could mean trouble for Mr. Limbaugh, who was on probation following his conviction for “doctor shopping.” Possession of illegal Viagra is a second-degree misdemeanor, and could potentially mean higher penalties because of his former charges that resulted from addiction to painkillers.

Rush Limbaugh Under New Investigation [Washington Post via The Malcontent]