Russell Brand Comes Out As Straight, Relives The Magic Of His Gay Public Bathroom Quickie

Jason+Segel+and+Russell+Brand+jasonsegelandrussellbrandpicwiAll evidence indicates that actor/comedian/speed talker Russell Brand is straight, but in a recent interview, he made it clear to Absolute Radio’s Geoff Lloyd he wished that things could be different.

“I wish I was bisexual. That’s one of the things about me where I’ve got a very traditional moral code. I’m tedious with my heterosexuality.”

And that’s not for lack of trying.

Russell gave a bizarre interview a while back in which he recounted and even more bizarre experience of jacking off a guy in a pub bathroom on camera.

“I trawled around Soho… going [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew. I went in this pub and I goes: ‘Anyone want me to wank them off?’

“And this bloke goes, ‘Yep’. Like as if I was saying: ?Does anyone want a packet of crisps from the bar…?’

“So we goes to the lavvy – me, him, the director – and… he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is… I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag.’

“I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn’t go hard!”

Wonder how that went over with Katy Perry?


H/t HuffPo