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Ryan Sorba Hosts Gay Sex Seminar For Old People

Speaking at the Liberty University-hosted The Awakening conference over the weekend, accused domestic abuser and CPAC flame fanner Ryan Sorba, of something called California Young Americans for Freedom, told this group of The Olds that they need to “stop using the word gay.” Why, Ryan?! WHY?! “Because if we continue to give them this term, that is grounded in identity, we are conceding the premise that it is an identity, and the rest of the debate — we’re arguing on their terms. He who defines the terms controls the debate, and by extension, public opinion.” He’s right! He’s figured us out! Our homosexual leaders invented this whole “gay identity” thing so we could get lawmakers to give us special rights. (Since, as Sorba explains, nobody “is born gay.”) So stop saying “gay.” Start saying “same-sex attraction,” “same-sex intercourse, “sodomy,” and “unnatural vice.” For example: “Man I am so horny for Ryan Sorba right now I can’t wait to take him home and unleash my unnatural vice all over his face.”

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3 Comments

  • Just Another Mo On The Underground Railroad

    I don’t care for you at all JD, not one bit. You’re a zealot with a hair up his butt, which usually I can respect, but, well, you’re wrong most of the time.

    However, this: “Man I am so horny for Ryan Sorba right now I can’t wait to take him home and unleash my unnatural vice all over his face.” makes me dislike you just a little less. Snaps to you!

  • rayy

    So young, and yet so calcified (his brain, that is).

  • james_from_cambridge

    @rayy: LOL…his brain may be calcified but I’m sure he’s just intelligent enough to be very familiar with every glory-hole within a 50 mile radius of his house.

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