We’ve always thought American football to be a little faggy – and now we have the totally unsubstantiated proof! Scientology exposer Ian Halperin – who infiltrated the “religion” by posing as a gay actor looking for a queer cure – tells us that a footballer basically outed the entire National Football League, especially the NY Giants:
One NFL star told me at least 15 percent of players in the NFL league are, and another 20 percent are bi. Interestingly, he said the NY Giants, who are in this year’s super bowl, have at least a half dozen players who are gay.
Talk about a tight end! (Oh, c’mon! You should have seen that one coming!)
Meanwhile, the Scientologists are out for blood. Halperin tells us he’s in hiding after some unsettling experiences:
It’s been a crazy few days – almost got run over by a taxi outside where I live and then received phone threats. I’ve decided to lay low until this all calms down. I was warned by several Scientologists that this would happen once the book and film came out. I did not think it would be this bad…
Thus, Halperin has retreated to an undisclosed, mountainous location until things cool down a bit. We did the same thing when Michael Lucas came after us, except we hung out with Arabs. They’re the porn star’s kryptonite.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Halperin ain’t the only person on the Scientological hit list. Gawker’s Nick Denton definitely made some enemies after posting the infamous Tom Cruise video. Run, Denton, run!!
Here’s the trailer to Halperin’s since-delayed Hollywood Undercover:
Dawster
Well, Eli Manning IS the cutest Manning… and Zak DeOssie is a whole lotta man…
gay as life
This “story” is ridiculous. It’s just hearsay and wishful thinking.
justin bright
gawd, plz let that hunk of coach tom coughlin be one of the lucky gay ones
Eminent Victorian
Going by that trailer, it’s hard to see what the Scientologists are so worried about. The doco looks like crap.
emily f.
can’t wait to see the film – looks funny.
Roland
I’ve followed this story all week and have ordered the book. This guy rocks – what a great way to dupe those Scientologists. The trailer looks very interesting. I will line up to pay to see it when it hits theaters.
seitan-on-a-stick
Do their uniforms hide cellulite? Methinkso. Tell the Scarytologists their ship is waiting to take them back to insanity!
yalesing
lol,it’ the best story i seen tonight,i will add it to my profile on gaysinglehunt.com where i look for gay partner
hisurfer
That was a pretty shitty trailer. Too bad, the idea sounded intriguing. I hope the documentary isn’t that poorly done – and I sincerely hope that his idea of ‘gay’ isn’t shiny shirts and sparkly bow ties. Someone please tell me that that was part of the joke.
Godspeed
looks good to me. he’s hot. trailer looks good to me. I wanna see more.
fern40
love the trailer. wonder if he inspired this story http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3500042,00.html