Whether you believe Gerard Butler’s probably-fake interview where he acknowledges to be less-than-straight, you’ll certainly have an opinion about him telling gay sex jokes. Supposedly, the cucumber punchline he recites above is how he scored his The Ugly Truth role. Us? We’re not exactly offended by it (we love gay sex jokes), but confused: It’s a bad joke, and it shouldn’t get anyone a film gig. Then again, if Butler has experienced, uh, butt stuff, does he get permission to tell the joke?
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Should Gerard Butler Be Running Around Telling Cucumber Sex Jokes?
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Qjersey
He told it badly, its actually kinda funny.
It’s much better than four gay guys walk into a bar and there is only one stool….
TANK
it’s not funny, and this guy’s a total douche. 300 sucked, and so did everything else he’s ever been in.
Dave
That was funny.
.topher
@TANK: Opinions are like assholes… some stink.
Paul
@.topher: I agree, Tank is a stinky ass-hole.
Butler was delicious in Phantom despite the poor singing, and he was fuck-me-daddy hot in 300!
Mark
I’m so hot for that cucumber right now. lol
jason
Poor Gerard. Classy he ain’t. He’ll probably end up like Rupert Everett in the wilderness.
alan brickman
he’s hot and he can tell that joke to me anytime!!
Isaiah
@PAUL: I second that!
TANK
@Paul:
Eat shit, you septic douche. You have no taste, either.
TANK
Butler’s gonna gain major weight as he ages badly. It’s gonna be ROUGH SEAS ahead. He’s already starting to PAUNCH big time.
Chitown Kev
@TANK:
You do have a way with words. LOL.
300 sucked because they got much of the story totally wrong. Better to read it in Herodotus.
Butler is delicious though, I will agree to that.
Joel
“I’ve never talked so much in a movie.”
Oh, Gerard. You’re lucky we’re pretending you’re partially queer.
thatguyfromboston
Should anyone be telling cucumber sex jokes really?
Kasio Q
So what if a fat actor made a gay joke ? It isn’t as if a did something terrible, like making fun of Liza Minnelli.
Skip
@TANK:
Tank wrote: Eat shit, you septic douche. You have no taste, either.
WOW! You’re just full of class, Tank.
osocubano
I’ll have him come over and tell it to me personally, before i pass judgement.
Bill S
I might be wrong about this, but maybe the reason the joke might have gotten him the role wasn’t because it was funny, but because the CHARACTER he was playing was the type of boorish macho pig who’d find a joke like that funny.
TANK
Yeah, the character he was playing. Har har har
Phoenix (Plotting Anarchy From My Mom's Garage, We Got Kicked Out Of The Basement)
My only comment about Gerard Butler.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2t58CRmbU