Six El Paso Thugs Conclude Verbal Argument By Hospitalizing A Man Outside A Gay Bar

At 12:20 a.m. on Saturday a 22-year-old Hispanic man got into a verbal argument with six other men. Not content to let him get the upper hand in the debate, the six men began punching and kicking the young man and then retrieved a baseball bat to further drive home their rhetorical point. When a friend of the victim tried to interrupt their passionate exchange of ideas, the Louisville Slugger retorted by bashing in her windshield. The six rhetoricians then fled the scene in a van as men of good reason are want to do, leaving their victim to suffer in critical condition at the University Medical Center. It remains unclear whether the victim of these cowardly fuckwits was even gay. Maybe the men were Blake Shelton fans…