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Size Queen Who Sought “Monster Penis” Surgery Shows His Schlong On British TV

Billy-Tom-O'Connor-penisA man with an admittedly gigantic penis appeared on ITV’s This Morning Thursday to talk about his decision to seek cosmetic surgery to make his gigantic penis even larger, or in his words, “a monster.” Of course this happened on British television before 11 a.m.

Billy-Tom O’Connor claims he’s performed in the adult industry before, and that even though some women refuse to have sex with him due to his too-large penis, he went under the knife to make his schlong even “fatter.” The three morning show hosts are captivated, one even holds a phallic hairspray bottle to “demonstrate” the new size of O’Connor’s hairspray bottle-sized dick.

According to Metro, photos of O’Connor’s new penis were even shown live on-air after a warning message, an act of war that would probably cause widespread rioting and biblical hellfire to rain down from the clouds here in puritanical America. You can check them out here.

“I always had a big one and I wanted an absolute monster,” he says. “I wanted a monster so I got one.” Believe it or not, “penoplasty” is a growing trend that’s all the rage in England right now. Men hoping to increase the size of their penis are going under the knife more often than ever before, and you can bet the interest will pique once again now that O’Connor has revealed he upgraded to 10+ inches in girth with minimal downtime.

“On two occasions I have got to the point where [some women] have seen it and they’ve refused me… they just point blank say they’re not willing to go any further with that,” he says. “But most girls absolutely loved it.”

Wonder what Amy Kushnir would do with that thing? Somebody get her a flight to This Morning!