British television personality Steve Jones knows what it take to make it big: the gays!
The lust object, who has always been very friendly with the lavender set, appears on fag rag Attitude this month to open up about gay encounters, occupational fantasies and the such.
While he’s not looking to get down with other lads, Jones does admit hooking up with a pal while playing spin the bottle. He described it as “like kissing a corpse.” How progressive!
Drunken nights aside, Jones tells the magazine he’s looking for more gay action, but not to get off – to get paid:
Steve, 31, who flexes his pecs for his role in the hit comedy Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, hinted he could follow up his acting debut in a film like the infamous Ang Lee romance about two cowboys who fall in love in 1960s America.
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Asked if he was disappointed at the limits of his role as a half-naked builder in the film by Bend it like Beckham director Gurinder Chadha, he said: “I would have done them (gay sex scenes.) I would have acted them out. Jake and Heath did it and look at those results – yummy!”
Jones goes on to describe gay men as “lucky bastards,” because we’re more apt to be more promiscuous, while girls apparently aren’t as down with one-night stands. Maybe he’s just meeting the wrong girls?
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CitizenGeek
Steve Jones is stunningly beautiful. Watching T4 every weekend morning was a treat when he used to present it!
brian
Oh my god a man with body hair. Woof!
Trenton
He sounds a bit of a douche and a panderer in the article. One could summarize: “Being gay is awesome because you can f*ck constantly. But I’m totally into p*ssy, dude. Come see my next movie!” (.`_.) Feh.
mark
lickable
Jaroslaw
Anyone know why he isn’t credited in “Bend it like Beckham” on IMDB? The cast list is a mile long. I’m all for seeing more of him!
Liam
Please do a gay role. You are so hot and I want to see you having a bit of man-on-man action.
Matthew
I really hope he does a gay role and has a really hot sex scene and please please please show his feet. I’d love to see his feet.
jason
This is the entertainment industry’s – and specifically The X Factor’s – attempt to make us gays feel included. Don’t fall for the spin. The reality is that this industry is extremely homophobic when it comes to male-male sexuality.
Note how there is not one openly gay or bisexual male performer at the forefront of the music or movie industry right now. They’re all hiding in the closets out back under direct orders from the men and women who run these industries.
Meowzer
He’s hot to look at and furry too. Finally, a man who keeps the body hair he’s dealt. Gay or straight, he’s still yummy.
Anonymous
“more apt to be more promiscuous” HA! More apt to get aids.
steve
@Anonymous: Another self hating gay??
Drop the attitude Dorothy and skip along in your glittery red shoes like the rest of us…
Joe stratford
He’s got a lazy eye. Not my type at all. GFugly.
takingliberties
What a bore! Aside from his looks, he is a total snooze fest.
Iestyn
he is a homo
GaYToR
I don’t know who penned this story because they got no byline but the need to be called out and should apologize for the words chosen.
The 2-word adjective use to describe the publication, Attitude was insulting and unnecessary.
If this is a Queerty policy to allow and use degrading words I’m out of here and others will hear about it.
As for Steve Jones… Yes I would andI would bet he already has.
pscheck2
I posted on this subject before, but it p.oes me off to have these so-called str8 actors posing as gay friendly persona’s and yet, they seem to have this smug attitude that although they don’t mind playing a gay character, but, alas,” I am str8!” (“I really feel sorry for you, being gay and facing all of life’s tribulations!) HA! Just because they can claim a gf or they are married (with kids) the implication is that this makes them str8! Well, a good number of gay men have been married, have/had children, yet they are gay and proud of it! So, claiming he likes pu**y does not mean he doesn’t like co*k, too! Just say’en.
sirald66
As a teen, I found kissing the opposite sex like licking a plastic bowl.