Ted Haggard’s Musical Wonders

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While we’re on the subject of homo-related songs, Tony-nominated actor and all around goof ball, Paul Hipp‘s (pictured) penned an ingenious, riotously funny musical sermon to be crooned by disgraced Evangelical reverend, Ted Haggard entitled “Meth and Man Ass”.

We can’t post the actual song (you’ll have to click this link to hear it), but we can provide some of the lyrics:

I BEEN PREACHIFYING MORALIZING EVERY DAY
TRYING TO GET ALL LOST SOULS TO COME MY WAY
CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU SINNERS LACK
AND I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED
A BACK RUB FROM A MUSCLE MAN AND GODSPEED

(CHORUS)

GIVE ME METH AND MAN ASS ON A SUNDAY MORNING
METH AND MAN ASS SURE AS I AM BORN AGAIN
METH AND MAN ASS I DON’T NEED NOTHING MORE
JUST METH AND MAN ASS AND WE’LL PRAISE THE LORD

It may just be one of the best things we’ve ever heard.

Praise be, Mr. Hipp, praise be…