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Texas Republicans Risk Banning Heterosexuals’ Right To do Anal

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The Texas GOP’s wish to criminalize sodomy, even after the Supreme Court, like, struck down that law, is not the most thought out plan. And while it’s true, as Stephen Colbert explains, “if we make sodomy illegal, I’m sure they’ll stop doing it,” it’s likely Republicans forgot that such a law would also prohibit God-fearing men (and pregnancy-fearing teens) from using their lady’s poop chute.