Nips, Tucks

That’s Rupert Everett?


Whiny, aging gay adoption foe and serial complainer Rupert Everett, who is currently being tolerated in Broadway’s Blithe Spirit, may not care much about equality, but he certainly cares about surface level beauty. Glancing at the “new face” he revealed on Martha, a plastic surgeon (whose industry benefits from this type of speculation) insists Everett had a face lift and is enjoying a regimen of Botox. He’s barely recognizable to us — and that’s a compliment. Finally, Rupert, something you can be proud of.