Once again the alcohol-soaked dramatics of Logo’s The A-List Dallas were eclipsed by the real-life travails of castmate Taylor Garrett, who apparently took a punch last week when he interrupted a vandal defacing his car with an epithet against Taylor chum Ann Coulter. It’s the second incident of harassment the Bible-thumping Christian conservative claims to have suffered from enraged liberals in the past two months. Geez, who knew Lefties were capable of such violence?
Taylor the Terrible is ALD‘s ostensible villain and this latest episode won’t do much to improve his standing as such, even though in this episode he is reduced to tears when his relationship with Levi falls apart during a boozy public confrontation. And again when Chase, with whom Levi had been cheating, rubs salt into the wound by fessing up to the affair.
NEXT: Taylor and Levi on the date from Hell
rf7777
I live in Dallas and know Dallas. Know one gives a f-ck about whom this Taylor person associates with. I would venture a guess, no one in Dallas give a f-ck about this Taylor person at all.
I wish he would go live with Ann Coulter and stop making a embarrassment out of himself.
Cinesnatch
@rf7777: Why single out Taylor? If the rest of the cast is anything like A-List: New York, then they’re all an embarrassment. Unless I’m mistaken?
Vic
Are any of these gays actually “A-List?” Or at the very least, hot enough to be considered on any list?!?! At least the NYC ones have things going for them. This is such a sad show… I don’t get why they’re all over Levi…. If he ever came to West Hollywood, he’d be a 6 at best…
Trip
@Vic: You’re kidding, right? The New York “A-Listers” are a bunch of tacky nobodies!
Mr. Enemabag Jones
Uh…I can’t even finish reading the recap. I can’t even begin to imagine how difficult it is to actually sit through an entire episode.
Atlas
These “A-List” shows make me ashamed to be gay.
Chris
I suppose this is when someone comes and accuses everyone of joining the heteronormative, oppressive ranks and extolls the romantic view of bars in the history of our civil rights movement.
The counter argument is, of course, this article.
Henry
“Geez, who knew Lefties were capable of such violence?”
God Almighty, I know this is a joke, but there are really conservatives who think that way. These are the insulated Georgian conservatives who have a one-party system which masquerades as a democracy.
timncguy
Philip runs around trying to cause as much conflict as possible.
Ashley runs around trying to repair as much conflict as possible.
If the two of them would stay out of everyone else business, everyone would be better off.
Taylor had it right when he told Ashley it was’ any of her concern and to stay out of it.
timncguy
@Trip: that was kind of the point. The NYers are not A-listers and this group from Dallas is even more worthless.
CBRad
I like the episode where Andrew Towle goes down there and plants a bomb to kill them all (because you can’t be a good NYC-transplant gay-gay if you don’t hate Texans) but he gets his leg caught when trying to get out of the room with the bomb ticking and he screams like Dr. Smith from Lost In Space, and then you have a cliffhanger til next episode…
Mark Snyder
There is an incredible amount of sexism in this show. Every episode involves belittling of women or calling each other women, little girls, bitches, etc. It’s such a shame.
Peter
Why does anyone pay attention to this vapid black hole?
tim
““Oh, look, there’s Obama,” sneers Taylor in reference, no doubt, to the film’s leading man Duane Jones. ”
So, Taylor’s a little bit racist. Figures.
Dennis
Ashley and James are the worst type of shit stirrers, which is why they were hired
Phillip is a hopeless alcoholic headed for an early grave, hope they hired a driver for him, the poor thing
Levi is the big dumb hunk they all want to bang
Taylor is the deluded, self hating gay republican best friends with that female impersonator annie coulter
the rest of the cast are wallpaper
timncguy
@Dennis: @Dennis: You have James and Phillip confused with each other.
Ronbo
The picture provided by the loser proved that it was a fake. The “blood” from his ear would have no reason to do a magical turn and land on the front-side of his wifebeater. The blood wouold naturally fall behind his sternocleidomastoid on his side and back – NOT on the front of his shirt. He faked his evidence.
Once a faker, always a faker. What a God-awful show. I can’t wait for the next episode of Pretentious Texas Ugly. It makes my bland existence seem so very valuable.
Jack E. Jett
Not since BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS has there be so much talent assembled in one toilet. LOGO has proved that they can really suck the turd out of an ass, chew it up and spew it all over the gay community.
CBRad
@Jack E. Jett: Battle Of the Network Stars had all been scripted too, but people were dumb enough to think it was real.
Eric in Chicago
i never thought the A-List New York would look good but compared to these train wrecks they don’t look so bad.
CBRad
@Eric in Chicago: Because the writers have to make each new series’ characters a little more crazy than the first, or else..people lose interest.
LNG
These recaps are funny. And I don’t have to watch the show.
Timmeeeyyy!!!
How can there be any joy in watching these sad little people self-destruct in their sad little lives. I know the scenes are entirely manufactured, but I can’t help thinking that their real personalities are still shining through. I hope they’re at least making good money (and I’m sure they’re not).
ke
@Atlas: You were already ashamed to be gay. You didn’t need this show.
ke
I love this show.
Ken S
I haven’t watched this but it sounds like… Jesus… why the hell are these people being presented for public view? Surely not as role-models. Tell me they’re meant to inspire us and I may be forced to go on a road-trip to find and murder everyone involved in this grotesque production. It sounds like a sewer-outlet torrent of disgrace. Who does watch this, and why?
Could the casting idiots not find anyone to act as a real foil to these embarrassing people? Someone to live with them but who could at least redeem the whole venture by not fucking any of them, retaining a little clear-headedness, and telling them to smarten the hell up? Not because they’re “setting gay people back” but because they’re kind of setting civilization back.
JASON
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