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The Black Party’s 2011 Trailer Makes Me Think Everyone’s Gonna Get HIV

Does this trailer make you want to attend the 2011 Black Party? Spring is in the air, so you know what that means: We’re just two weeks away from Saint At Large’s annual event in New York City. Theme this year: “Rites XXXII.” When I see videos like this, I like to imagine what an alien from a distant galaxy would think when he saw it. Is this an invitation to a gay party? Or the beginning of a new era of humankind, where everyone has a clone? Because man, there sure is a lot of focus on cells and cheek swabs, which actually makes me think less about genetics than it does about all the diseases I’m gonna catch when I get there.

(And don’t even think we didn’t catch those split-second shots of dudes pounding. We did.)