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“The word I would choose for it is ‘meaty.’ That would be the word I would choose for it. Hefty. It looked like it was holding an Emmy”

SOUNDBITES — “It was beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye. The word I would choose for it is ‘meaty.’ That would be the word I would choose for it. Hefty. It looked like it was holding an Emmy … it had a weight of achievement to it. … I’m here to say that he’s both well-endowed and [the magazine] did very well. … I would have hired a different photographer to do the shoot. I don’t think the photos were as excellent as they could have been.” —Playgirl‘s Levi Johnston liaison Daniel Nardicio, who did see Levi’s wang during the shoot, speaking to Jack E. Jett

On:           Dec 17, 2009
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    • AlanInSLCutah

      We want proof damn it!

      Dec 17, 2009 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeremy

      somehow I don’t believe this at all….

      Dec 17, 2009 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt

      If it were true, he’d have shown it.

      Dec 17, 2009 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.

      Cut or uncut? lol!

      Dec 17, 2009 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries

      Well, we already knew it could leave you knocked-up, so how groundless was any worry of insufficiency…?

      Dec 17, 2009 at 2:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FakeName

      Levi Johnston’s penis looks like a woman with long jagged wings?! Terrifying!

      Dec 17, 2009 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • YellowRanger

      Pics or it didn’t happen.

      Dec 17, 2009 at 3:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stitch

      Did it look like it was holding an Emmy… that was wearing a turtleneck? ;)

      Dec 17, 2009 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bunny Snuggles

      “The word I would choose for it is ‘meaty’ (read: Vienna Sausage) That would be the word I would choose for it (read: still “milking” it for a failed faux gay skin rag). Hefty (read: micro). It looked like it was holding an Emmy (read: angry pubic louse chewing on the tip which frightened it so much that it telescoped back into the body during the photo shoot — hence no peen shots).” ~ Playgirl’s Levi Johnston liaison Daniel Nardicio (read: “he got to touch it for a quarter”).

      Dec 17, 2009 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ricky

      i consider this proof that levi is a princess tiny meat.

      Dec 17, 2009 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • El Brucio

      Levi’s publicist probably wisely told him that flashing his wang for all to see on Playgirl could seriously limit his future career options.

      Dec 17, 2009 at 8:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill

      And the hits just keep on comming! Scarah and her minions
      cringe every time the word “Levi” is mentioned…..Priceless

      Dec 18, 2009 at 9:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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