SOUNDBITES — “It was beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye. The word I would choose for it is ‘meaty.’ That would be the word I would choose for it. Hefty. It looked like it was holding an Emmy … it had a weight of achievement to it. … I’m here to say that he’s both well-endowed and [the magazine] did very well. … I would have hired a different photographer to do the shoot. I don’t think the photos were as excellent as they could have been.” —Playgirl‘s Levi Johnston liaison Daniel Nardicio, who did see Levi’s wang during the shoot, speaking to Jack E. Jett
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AlanInSLCutah
We want proof damn it!
jeremy
somehow I don’t believe this at all….
hyhybt
If it were true, he’d have shown it.
Mike L.
Cut or uncut? lol!
dvlaries
Well, we already knew it could leave you knocked-up, so how groundless was any worry of insufficiency…?
FakeName
Levi Johnston’s penis looks like a woman with long jagged wings?! Terrifying!
YellowRanger
Pics or it didn’t happen.
stitch
Did it look like it was holding an Emmy… that was wearing a turtleneck? 😉
Bunny Snuggles
“The word I would choose for it is ‘meaty’ (read: Vienna Sausage) That would be the word I would choose for it (read: still “milking” it for a failed faux gay skin rag). Hefty (read: micro). It looked like it was holding an Emmy (read: angry pubic louse chewing on the tip which frightened it so much that it telescoped back into the body during the photo shoot — hence no peen shots).” ~ Playgirl’s Levi Johnston liaison Daniel Nardicio (read: “he got to touch it for a quarter”).
ricky
i consider this proof that levi is a princess tiny meat.
El Brucio
Levi’s publicist probably wisely told him that flashing his wang for all to see on Playgirl could seriously limit his future career options.
terrwill
And the hits just keep on comming! Scarah and her minions
cringe every time the word “Levi” is mentioned…..Priceless