levi johnston's wang

“The word I would choose for it is ‘meaty.’ That would be the word I would choose for it. Hefty. It looked like it was holding an Emmy”

SOUNDBITES — “It was beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye. The word I would choose for it is ‘meaty.’ That would be the word I would choose for it. Hefty. It looked like it was holding an Emmy … it had a weight of achievement to it. … I’m here to say that he’s both well-endowed and [the magazine] did very well. … I would have hired a different photographer to do the shoot. I don’t think the photos were as excellent as they could have been.” —Playgirl‘s Levi Johnston liaison Daniel Nardicio, who did see Levi’s wang during the shoot, speaking to Jack E. Jett

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12 Comments

  • AlanInSLCutah

    We want proof damn it!

  • jeremy

    somehow I don’t believe this at all….

  • hyhybt

    If it were true, he’d have shown it.

  • Mike L.

    Cut or uncut? lol!

  • dvlaries

    Well, we already knew it could leave you knocked-up, so how groundless was any worry of insufficiency…?

  • FakeName

    Levi Johnston’s penis looks like a woman with long jagged wings?! Terrifying!

  • YellowRanger

    Pics or it didn’t happen.

  • stitch

    Did it look like it was holding an Emmy… that was wearing a turtleneck? ;)

  • Bunny Snuggles

    “The word I would choose for it is ‘meaty’ (read: Vienna Sausage) That would be the word I would choose for it (read: still “milking” it for a failed faux gay skin rag). Hefty (read: micro). It looked like it was holding an Emmy (read: angry pubic louse chewing on the tip which frightened it so much that it telescoped back into the body during the photo shoot — hence no peen shots).” ~ Playgirl’s Levi Johnston liaison Daniel Nardicio (read: “he got to touch it for a quarter”).

  • ricky

    i consider this proof that levi is a princess tiny meat.

  • El Brucio

    Levi’s publicist probably wisely told him that flashing his wang for all to see on Playgirl could seriously limit his future career options.

  • terrwill

    And the hits just keep on comming! Scarah and her minions
    cringe every time the word “Levi” is mentioned…..Priceless

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