If you thought the first instance of hot man-on-man True Blood sex would take place between Lafayette and Jesus, or even Bill and Sam, you were wrong. (Major spoilers ahead.)
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That honor goes to Eric Northman and Talbot, the bitchy queeny partner of Russell Edgington, the vampire king of Mississippi. Giving Russell a chance to run off and capture Sookie, Eric stays back at the mansion with Talbot for some … chess paying. “It’s been a long time since I’ve done this … with a vampire,” coos Eric.
And just when Talbot thinks he’s going to get the pounding of a lifetime? Eric exacts the ultimate revenge against Russell, who killed his family, like, a bajillion years ago.
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Blake J
No doubt that was not the kind of penetration Talbot wanted from Eric!
Hilarious
I was surprised they even went there. I’m sure the Eric fan girls will be upset, but I was very happy. They do rape your eyes extremely hard with a very grotesque heterosexual love scene between Sookie and Bill to make up for the gay crumb we got.
Nuh uh
au contraire Hilarious, the Eric fans have been jonesing for man on man action for ages now (preferably it would’ve been with Godric though)
alan brickman
It’s man on man sex….not gay sex, Perez….
Disgusted Gay American
woulda loved to have seen Talbot Disinigrate…like the Vamps to on TRUE BLOOD…great episode last night!
PopSnap
God damn that was one hot scene.
Love this show to death
That Bitch Téa Delgado
Is the whole show like this? Because that was unbelievably silly. I was laughing out loud at the horrible acting, the ridiculous hissing and all the whooshing.
Cockandtailtime
Poor Talbot, he should of sat on it first so Eric could see his face as it slides in.
CONVERSATION CHAMBER
Were we watching the same show? They didn’t even have sex. Eric pretended to seduce Talbot for the sake of *killing* him. It wasn’t “hot” at all. It was awkward, dark and violent.
Gary B.
Alan Ball, the creator of this show, is gay, and he makes it a point of having gay characters/situations plentiful in his shows (he also was responsible for Six Feet Under).
It’s only one aspect of what makes this show so fucking awesome.
Qjersey
Well it was hot, but…
the man on man sex scenes, both of them, starting with kissing then….cut to another scene. But we get to see Sookie ride Bill at the end. So half a step forward.
D'oh, The Magnificent
I am more interested in Jesus and Lafayette, the power gay couple on the show.
Trevez
It was bittersweet. You didn’t see anything, but you see Sookie and Bill hump like bunnies constantly through the show. This did not deserve the hype that it has gotten a few months ago. The kissing scenes are either nonexistent or they are quickly cut to another scene. Come on Alan Ball, do better. RIP Talbot.
Hilarious
@Trevez: To be fair he’s given us way more than most have on a show that isn’t specifically targeted towards gays.
I can’t think of one show that’s had the guts to put one of the leading males in a same-sex lip lock and not for some stunt. They even went as far to make it clear that Eric is bisexual(maybe Bill too) in the script when they didn’t really have to.
True Blood is far more progressive than other shows that claim to be.
D'oh, The Magnificent
@Hilarious: I think the point is that the day is passing where we should be happy because they included us. The attitude that you are advocating is one that suggests we should be happy to be treated as inferior. I think that’s a bad idea if you believe yourself to be equal in the society.
Jeffree
yetWait: Snooki from Jersey Shore is on *this* show TOO??
{Kidding….}
Haven’t seen this but Alan Ball’s “Six Feet Under” was one of my all-time favorites. I think I’m the only person I know who doesn’ yet watch True Blood.
joedee1969
Our favorite bear put out the top ten list of movies of all times
http://americaspeaksink.com/2010/08/top-ten-greatest-movies-of-all-times/
Dan
The Eric and Talbot scene must be what a gay Republican slumber party is like (always ending poorly with no one really sexually satisfied). 😀
Mike
you guys need to give credit where credit is due …
Charlaine Harris, the awesome writer of the Sookie Stackhouse books, is the one who wrote almost of all her vampires as bi-sexual .. and my recollection is that Godric used Viking Erik as his boy-toy for a few decades (or centuries) … and yeah, I’m jealous.
Alan Ball is, generally, simply following Harris’ story lines, and he’s doing a damn fine job at it.
Mike
PS – forgot to add essential information:
Harris writes that Erik has a BIG Viking, um … sword
Jennifer
@Nuh uh: Oh, I totally agree! I keep hoping we’ll see some kind of flashback with Eric and Godric in the throes of passion. I think the writers are regretting killing Godric off so quickly now.
Sharon Falconer
@Hilarious: Yes ! CRUMB
Daddy Grace Fish Sandwich
True Blood rocks. Talbert was cute, but he was a Queen. Talbert should have hooked up with Lafayette. These 2 queens in bed would have been funny. I would love to see tall Eric get his freak on with that hot tall Italian American werewolf.
D'oh, The Magnificent
@Daddy Grace Fish Sandwich: He wasn’t in Lafayette’s league.
D P
Okay, I had no idea about this show! I’d actually dismissed it from my entertainment lineup, but now I see I’m going to have to make it a priority!
reason
@D P: Yeah I don’t watch much TV besides political news shows, but I make an effort to catch most HBO series. You can watch the first 2 seasons on amazon demand, netflixs or some other method depending on your savvy.
Mike
All vampires look gay, or at least bi, this is not surprising!!
Laynie
I’m so excited about Lafayette’s romance with Jesus – absolutely love them together. 🙂 Of course, I’m personally biased, and want Pam to find a relationship with another woman on the show….
Philyra
@D P: just watch it on surfthechannel.com or http://www.watchtruebloodseries.com/